Mine

Y'all know those support pillows advertised to pregnant people? What if Sanji buys one for Zoro when he's pregnant with the twins, you know showing that he's listening when Zoro complained about how he's uncomfortable and he's aching all over and it's really not helping with his poor sleep at the moment either. And Zoro LOVES the pillow. His body feels so supported now, he's aching less, it's overall pretty great.

And now Sanji is jealous of a pillow.

He's jealous of a fucking pillow 😭

"I miss his cuddles" Sanji whines pathetically. I think Zeff would fuck with him by buying Zoro ANOTHER of the same pillow but for the couch so now Zoro still isn't cuddling but instead using his pillow sihsjsje

My mum used to chase me round the house with it

Hell yeah we love support systems

Sometimes literally @narniasclosetvoltron

Ahhhh I have a queery for my moots and too slack to send to you all separately so imma just tag you.

You do you think save you / is saving you. You are you staying for

You don’t have to answer just thought it would be a funky question

@narniasclosetvoltron @d00zy @imqueer1209 @astray-arlo @flaming-cactus @thefetusfoggy @thorn-rambles-on

Is gay does crime

U got this

uhh note thing ig

idk if thisll go anywhere but we're all losing motivation

10 notes - updated intro for alters / collection

20 notes - 1 individual intro of the person who gets us to 20 note's choice

50 notes - another same as above jus a different alter

100 notes - 3 more alters of same above

200 notes - try to brush twice a dqy

300 notes - try to drink more water

400 notes - clean room

500 notes - clean bathroom

600 notes - go to bed at a reasonable time one night

700 notes - alter picrews (2 alters, 700th noters choice)

800 notes - go through backpack

900 notes - go through other backpack

1000 notes - go through closet

1500 notes - try not to sh three days in a row

2000 notes - try to stop apologizing

2500 notes - 5 more alter intros, same thing as others

3000 notes - 3 more alter picrews, same thing as others

3500 notes - try to be nicer to others

4000 notes - try to be nicer to ourselves

4500 notes - see if we can set up pluralkit w/ friend

5000 notes - try to stop doubting people

10,000 notes - try to get outside more

15000 notes - get all chores done one week (try to)

20000 - whatever this person wants us to do (within reason)

50000 - finish alter intros

100,000 - finish alter picrews

200000 - try to write something for random follower

unreachable on purpose, will let sit until end of today / early tomorrow and might tag someone

Is there a way to do this quickly or do I have to count them one by one?

Ya having fun there @narniasclosetvoltron

It’s just a baby

OMG LOOK AT IT

I would like to apply and offer lylabys and sweet caresses and of course you can play with my hair but I get to play with yours too

now hiring: cuddle buddy. no strings attached, just hold me close until i fall asleep and let me play with your hair from time to time

Nah you need plain boring water. Hydrate or die straight

DRINK WATER BITCH (affectionate)

And they were stabmates

What if I was bloody and beaten on my knees while you (brainwashed) tried to kill me and instead of begging for my life I begged for you to come back to me because “I need you”, and that broke you out of your brainwashing spell thing.

But no homo.