I Would Like To Apply And Offer Lylabys And Sweet Caresses And Of Course You Can Play With My Hair But

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]

Does it sound familiar or does someone need to scream it into your face. AMERICA IS BECOMING NAZI GERMANY. The rich are being made richer and the poor poorer. “But what about my grocery’s” trump doesn’t care about your groceries.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

—Diary of Anne Frank, January 13, 1943

Anyone wanna see my non living baby

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I don’t wanna eat gay crimes

I doth be vibing in my matching ser and bandana to do roads tripping

woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous

☀️☀️☀️

Yay

@d00zy

HEADPATS FOR YOU MY LOVE

i love you <3

YOU GOT THIS

Help

@narniasclosetvoltron is coming over in little more ethen an hour and j still need to clean my room but I have no motivation