Reblog If..

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

there are only two genders

literally

what the fuck

this is making my phone glitch

bastard of math

bastard’s degree

I’m so confused

So. York or Lancaster?

What

Um… uhhh…. Henry won?

⚪️to subscribe to PewDiePie

i want

⚪️to break free

⚪️to ride my bicycle

⚪️it all

⚪️to make a supersonic man out of you

i’m krd? how do you pronounce that?

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.