Both Are Me

Only kink at pride

youtubers love to say “i hope i’m pronouncing that correctly” while recording themselves in a video that they upload to the internet, which they have access to

the lancer and susie dynamic is the transmasc and lesbian friendship. why did i Just realize that. h

hmmm i think it is time for a nap

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

yearbook signing by gerard way / drugstore perfume / this is the best day ever / get the gang together / gerard way introducing drugstore perfume, brisbane, 2015

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

"Fiction affects reality, except!-"

Has anyone noticed every example Antis use to claim fiction can cause sex crimes IRL (fiction affects reality) are all media they think caused real-world murder and violence (Jaws/Slenderman/Birth of a Nation) but yet they say "Violence & murder in media is okay because people know it's bad!"

For YEARS, antis have based their entire "movement"s argument on examples of media supposedly causing real-world (non-sexual) violence only to argue that "no that type of violence is okay" without realizing it. The core examples they swear by and parrot day in and day out while defending violence don't even have sexual violence, or incest, or pedophilia, and those things if ever mentioned in any way are especially not "~*~*GLORIFIED*~*~" in the examples.

Just thought that was Interesting!

Grey star for effort but missing the mark!

the day mother dearest stops controlling my wardrobe is the day i achieve my true form and become cecil palmer

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.