The Day Mother Dearest Stops Controlling My Wardrobe Is The Day I Achieve My True Form And Become Cecil

the day mother dearest stops controlling my wardrobe is the day i achieve my true form and become cecil palmer

My Immortal

by Just_A_Simple_Writer

Hi my name is Gerard Dark’ness Dementia Raven Delano-Keay and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin with lots of eye tattoos. I’m also an eye avatar, and I work at a place called the Magnus Institute in England. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black MCR shirt and a black trenchcoat, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside The Magnus Institute. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of archive assistants (dey r PREPZ) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Words: 504, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gertrude Robinson, Elias Bouchard

Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist

Additional Tags: Crack, so much crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ignore those tags, this is a completely normal fic, and its MY IDEA COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and if u disagree ur a PREP!!!!1!1!!, (take a wild guess as to what au THIS is), (thats right), Alternate Universe -My Immortal (Fanfiction), Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33491686

"Fiction affects reality, except!-"

Has anyone noticed every example Antis use to claim fiction can cause sex crimes IRL (fiction affects reality) are all media they think caused real-world murder and violence (Jaws/Slenderman/Birth of a Nation) but yet they say "Violence & murder in media is okay because people know it's bad!"

For YEARS, antis have based their entire "movement"s argument on examples of media supposedly causing real-world (non-sexual) violence only to argue that "no that type of violence is okay" without realizing it. The core examples they swear by and parrot day in and day out while defending violence don't even have sexual violence, or incest, or pedophilia, and those things if ever mentioned in any way are especially not "~*~*GLORIFIED*~*~" in the examples.

Just thought that was Interesting!

Grey star for effort but missing the mark!