I Just Got Up After Crouching For Five Minutes After A Shower And All My Lower Body Joints And Stuff

forever impressed by people who when they're hyperfixating on a media or character come up with complex headcanons and analysis and make up scenarios with them. all my brain does is this for days on end

you know what i love the tma fandom because im pretty sure i saw a bunch of spoilers already but they were so vague my stupid little brain did not keep them and like thats not a thing that has ever happened with any other media for me

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

throughout my years of being stupid on the internet it hass always been my biggest wish to have a big following. At first i wanted to be a minecraft youtuber, one who always wins the fight and has the prettiest builds. then i wanted to become a singer, or a lyricist, so my favorite bands liked me. I also wanted to be an actor at one point. Now i dream popular enough artist to have fanart made of me, to have people assign me which insect or bird or mushroom i am the most like.

my personal favorite like brand of jon lines is basically where he’s just [picture of edwardian offense] I’m hip

Back on my regularly scheduled bullshit (ft. this post)

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My Immortal

by Just_A_Simple_Writer

Hi my name is Gerard Dark’ness Dementia Raven Delano-Keay and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin with lots of eye tattoos. I’m also an eye avatar, and I work at a place called the Magnus Institute in England. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black MCR shirt and a black trenchcoat, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside The Magnus Institute. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of archive assistants (dey r PREPZ) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Words: 504, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gertrude Robinson, Elias Bouchard

Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist

Additional Tags: Crack, so much crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ignore those tags, this is a completely normal fic, and its MY IDEA COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and if u disagree ur a PREP!!!!1!1!!, (take a wild guess as to what au THIS is), (thats right), Alternate Universe -My Immortal (Fanfiction), Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33491686