Absolutely Ethereal

How the fuck do I slow my feed down without unfollowing people?

every time i click away the feed has another dozen entries

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

Candy cigarettes that actually taste like cigarettes

Please god help me I've had spazzmatica polka stuck in my head for almost 48 hours and the only thing that keeps it out is more polka

happy uhhh. happy neopussy thursday

i am the 4 am potato thing i don't speak tree

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling

MAN IM SO ANGRY WE WONT GET ANOTHER DAFT PUNK SONG.

Since somehow this website is less of a cesspool than twitter even with 90% of its userbase gone and there is literally no other social media platform actually suited to posting completely random thoughts with zero refrain I dug out this 10 year old account to do exactly that.

FOOF

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?