Latest Posts by indubitably-moi - Page 5

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

S76: We need some ground rules. I never want to walk in on those two *points at Gency* in a closet ever again. Suggestions?

McCree: …Knock.

Mercy: I’m inclined to agree with McCree.

Jack: *pinches bridge of nose* It’s a closet. I’m not going to knock on a closet, because it’s a closet. Closets are for Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, when I open the door I expect to find Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, not cyborg dry-humping. 

Genji: *quiet scoff* We weren’t dry-humping–

Jack: I don’t care, Shimada! Whatever you two were doing in there was gross misuse of the closet!

McCree: Aw, come on, like you have any right to judge with the way you and Reyes carried on.

Jack: That was one time and it was 8 years ago!

McCree: Yeah, ‘One time’ in a closet. There was also ‘One time’ in your Zurich office. 

Genji: And ‘One time’ in the Blackwatch Tactical Intelligence center. 

Mercy: ‘One time’ in the Zurich Medical ward.

Ana: And ‘One time’ on the conference table.

*everyone looks down at the conference table and immediately takes their elbows off of it*

McCree: Wait, Zurich conference table, or ‘here’ conference table?

Ana: …

Ana: …two times on the conference table. 

Jack is the most unapologetically boring man alive and Gabriel loves the absolutely sincere conviction he has for things no one gives a shit about.

Reaper: *Gross sobbing* Take..... THIS BROKEN WING & HELP ME FLY AGAIN *More gross sobbing*

Widowmaker: *folding her arms* Talon karaoke night was a mistake.

Sombra: I bet Overwatch doesn’t have to deal with this crap.

~Meanwhile, at Overwatch Karaoke night~

Jack: *knocks back a shot* I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! AND I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! *gross sobbing* 

Mercy: Overwatch karaoke night was a mistake.

What about Ashe interactions where she’s just having fun, I feel like most of her interactions are so serious lol.

Illari: You don't bother hiding when you're staring, do you?

Ashe: I'm just tryin' to make sense of that outfit. Is it a uniform? Or did you come up with it yourself?

Illari: The raiment of the Inti warriors is designed around optimizing solar threading to its full potential, and for making us identifiable from civilians in combat. So... I suppose it is sort of a uniform.

Ashe: ...bike shorts are optimized.

Illari: Yes.

Ashe: And the cape is for...?

Illari: Oh, it just makes me feel cool.

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Hanzo: I understand you come from a family of famed gunsmiths and arms dealers.

Ashe: Yeah, but I've tried my hand at archery. Can't lie, there's just something about that feeling of lettin' an arrow loose.

Hanzo: Indeed. Both the sense of accomplishment at one's discipline and the catharsis of release are... indescribable.

Ashe: So. what summer camp did you learn at?

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Ashe: I'll have you know, I was going easy on you last time.

Ana: Is that so?

Ashe: But I'm willin' to hit up that target range again to show you what I can really do.

Ana: So what you're saying is, you want a rematch.

Ashe: *nervous laugh* I don't need a rematch just because you got lucky!

Ana: I thought you said you were going easy on me. Which is it?

Ashe: It's both! And I don't need a rematch, but we're having a rematch!

Ana: Well, you'd better have something to show me, this time.

So turns out before joining Talon, Mauga was part of a Polynesian Ecoterrorist group known as the Deepsea Raiders. Any chance you could drop some Mauga and Lifeweaver fan interactions between the two?

LifeWeaver: I may not agree with the methodology, but I am glad the Deepsea Raiders were able to shut down those Summerland Oil rigs.

Mauga: You don't agree with the methodology?

LifeWeaver: *tongue click* Just... you sure caving in that oil executive's skull on national television sends the right message?

Mauga: See, I think not caving in his skull would send the wrong message, because it would tell other oil executives that I'm not going to cave in their skulls. Like, we have to be clear about cause and effect here. Be an oil executive... get your skull caved in. It's very straightforward.

LifeWeaver: ...are we sure caving in skulls is the methodology we want to use, though?

Mauga: Hey, we're throwing stuff at a wall, seeing what sticks. You know how it is.

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LifeWeaver: Given its environmental impacts, how do you reconcile your love of travel with your love of the environment?

Mauga: Well, the way I see it, travel allows you to really experience how precious our planet is, and for me, those experiences allow me to not only be a stronger advocate, but also more conscientious in my day-to-day habits. It can also really show you how sustainable living is highly localized. Resort industries are devastating--we really need to adopt stronger attitudes of cultural relativism and willingness to adapt to local customs if we're going to travel ethically.

LifeWeaver: *thoughtful* I see...

Mauga: But also as you know, I'm super okay with murder, and really good at compartmentalizing. So *blows raspberry.*

LifeWeaver: *flatly* Ah.

Mauga: Every so often I'll visit one of the swankier resorts to hunt the most dangerous game... golfers.

POV: you just interrupted the Skywalker twins at the space gala

Just a little post to say thank you for a 1000 followers!! I never thought that posting my little pictures on tumblr would get so much love 💕

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im still thriving from the fact blizz put that princess bride line in like DANG THEY GOT MY NUMBER

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

storied jewish tradition: chinese food christmas

art by @nheyguys

A parody I came up with the other day: Quantum Hamlet

To be *and* not to be

That is (or isn’t) the quandary

Wether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the particle and wave states of outrageous fortune

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by observing end them

Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

Me (or something)

I designed a dragon based on some Y2K aesthetics. Heheh

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY HEADER IMAGE COMES FROM???

I want to give the artist credit, but I can't find them anywhere because I stupidly didn't think about it while changing the image. If you know where the image comes from, please lmk.

Here's the image:

today is my birthday!!

Sketches of the reaper from overwatch. Yes, my sketches are not very neat. Well, these are sketches. I like it the most with raven. Most likely, I will continue to refine it.

Okay, finished season two of The Magnus Archives.

Do we think that any of Jurgen Leitner's assistants survived, moved to Night Vale, and got jobs as community radio interns?

Also, hey! It's the brutal pipe murder I'd been hearing so much about!

In conclusion, Michael Spiral is hilarious, and I think they'd be fun to watch bad B movies with.

Ginkgo-Tailed Cat 🧧 Happy Lunar New Year!

Commissions are OPEN! I’m also on Patreon and I have an Etsy shop if you want to help support me. 🌱

I fear fish women

ive had an epiphany