Im Only A Man When Im A Grown Ass Man And Im Only A Woman When God Forbid Women Do Anything

I fear fish women

ive had an epiphany

@riveracheron you’re the ancient one, I think

The best kind of murder hobo

valentines day art by supergiant games!

hi on this early access eve can i introduce to you all my favorite new magnus crackship

annacelia

both annabelle and celia end up in the OIAR verse being pulled through reality - celia via however she got there and annabelle via hilltop road.

as the fears reshape, annabelle is cut off from the Web and she feels utterly lost and purposeless, maybe depressed, as she dedicated all of her life to the Web’s plans and now its gone. celia, meanwhile, has no context for any of this. she was okay then the apocalypse happened then these weird guys showed up and evidently they started it and now shes here. she’s lost too but in a much more literal sense.

the two of them meet. annabelle has the Knowledge of what happened and celia has the drive to make things better. annabelle gives her the context she needs and helps her find the OIAR where she can look for jon and martin.

and maybe they kiss

i love yuri

The cone of shame 😭

vet visit

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

Reaper: *Gross sobbing* Take..... THIS BROKEN WING & HELP ME FLY AGAIN *More gross sobbing*

Widowmaker: *folding her arms* Talon karaoke night was a mistake.

Sombra: I bet Overwatch doesn’t have to deal with this crap.

~Meanwhile, at Overwatch Karaoke night~

Jack: *knocks back a shot* I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! AND I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! *gross sobbing* 

Mercy: Overwatch karaoke night was a mistake.

So turns out before joining Talon, Mauga was part of a Polynesian Ecoterrorist group known as the Deepsea Raiders. Any chance you could drop some Mauga and Lifeweaver fan interactions between the two?

LifeWeaver: I may not agree with the methodology, but I am glad the Deepsea Raiders were able to shut down those Summerland Oil rigs.

Mauga: You don't agree with the methodology?

LifeWeaver: *tongue click* Just... you sure caving in that oil executive's skull on national television sends the right message?

Mauga: See, I think not caving in his skull would send the wrong message, because it would tell other oil executives that I'm not going to cave in their skulls. Like, we have to be clear about cause and effect here. Be an oil executive... get your skull caved in. It's very straightforward.

LifeWeaver: ...are we sure caving in skulls is the methodology we want to use, though?

Mauga: Hey, we're throwing stuff at a wall, seeing what sticks. You know how it is.

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LifeWeaver: Given its environmental impacts, how do you reconcile your love of travel with your love of the environment?

Mauga: Well, the way I see it, travel allows you to really experience how precious our planet is, and for me, those experiences allow me to not only be a stronger advocate, but also more conscientious in my day-to-day habits. It can also really show you how sustainable living is highly localized. Resort industries are devastating--we really need to adopt stronger attitudes of cultural relativism and willingness to adapt to local customs if we're going to travel ethically.

LifeWeaver: *thoughtful* I see...

Mauga: But also as you know, I'm super okay with murder, and really good at compartmentalizing. So *blows raspberry.*

LifeWeaver: *flatly* Ah.

Mauga: Every so often I'll visit one of the swankier resorts to hunt the most dangerous game... golfers.