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This post is giving blorbo from my shows but in reverse. Blorbo was so me for this

Thinking about how Jon said he was a deeply annoying child and then listed textbook symptoms of autism

the enshittification of mass produced plush pisses me off. these are glorified pillows

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

Eris: I can make her worse

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

valentines day art by supergiant games!

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

A parody I came up with the other day: Quantum Hamlet

To be *and* not to be

That is (or isn’t) the quandary

Wether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the particle and wave states of outrageous fortune

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by observing end them

Reaper: *Gross sobbing* Take..... THIS BROKEN WING & HELP ME FLY AGAIN *More gross sobbing*

Widowmaker: *folding her arms* Talon karaoke night was a mistake.

Sombra: I bet Overwatch doesn’t have to deal with this crap.

~Meanwhile, at Overwatch Karaoke night~

Jack: *knocks back a shot* I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! AND I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! *gross sobbing* 

Mercy: Overwatch karaoke night was a mistake.