Re-blog If You're Accepting Anonymous Asks From Anyone About Anything

I wish i could detach myself from myself. Oh to be RK900 and only do my job without any distractions.

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

has this been done before?

>:(

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

david "i dont make games for fags" cage when the dbh tag is 80% gay porn

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

They're always eating everything