Indecisiveautisticstuff - Elio/Wumi

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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

This is essentially the fic "Accident Prone" I've been reading. Basically, every single chapter so far is Connor getting hurt, and Hank getting high blood pressure from these situations

every other hank & connor fanfic is just this

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Connor likes dogs

i will always love how markus basically converts the androids through the sheer power of rizz

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

I hope all of you who refused to vote because of the Gaza issue are proud of yourselves.

This was only ever going to get worse for the Palestinians with him in charge. And you played right into that.

So Kamala didn’t quite have the same view, at least she didn’t want to take over the Gaza Strip