I Have Love For Every Single Dbh Character EXCEPT Kamski And Amanda (technically Cyberlife) Those Bitches

sleepy but i do NOT want to trigger work event tomorrow ❌nooooooo

i can’t think about ferb or i get emotional about how phineas always makes sure to include him and even though they don’t talk so much the rest of the gang clearly enjoys his company and like. he’s a valued member of any group he’s in despite having a quieter presence. he has a flat affect but he isn’t made out to be emotionless. not even a little! he very much has a personality.

no one ever pushes him to talk more than he’s comfortable with. are there jokes about his quietness? sure. but they’re never mean. even in the group musical numbers! the kids perform a song together, but ferb doesn’t have to sing even when everyone else does, but he’s still there dancing / playing instruments with the rest of them. he’s included!!!

a lot of his lines are to share some fact that he thinks is interesting. he’s a genius. he’s a silly kid. he’s musically gifted. he wants to direct movies. he hates being interrupted.

basically ferb fletcher rocks

I MUST test all of this out one day

"I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than 'whispered' and this is the hill I will die on."

"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

Connor tries to teach Gavin how to wink properly

mission failed

Porn fic that takes fifty thousand words to get to the fucking and it's not even a slow burn, it just takes that much worldbuilding to properly contextualise the author's incredibly specific kink.