Sleepy But I Do NOT Want To Trigger Work Event Tomorrow ❌nooooooo

I see your cute Connor, confused Connor, anxious Connor and relaxed Connor, and I raise you: SALTY CONNOR.

Connor who is done with everyone bitching about his forensic analysis equipment, and doesn't hesitate to make that known.

Connor who makes a point of calling Gavin a 'meat sack' for every 'tin can' he gets.

Connor who pretends to understand social protocols very selectively and only when it suits him.

Connor who assumes the most innocent of expressions while being deliberately rude to someone to confuse them into believing he didn't mean it.

Connor who answers "yes, and most likely better than you" whenever someone questions whether he can do something.

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

Me leaving comments on fics.

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

"I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than 'whispered' and this is the hill I will die on."

@corpsesticks

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

i think im funny