Barty and Evan are the kind of people to take literal centuries to realize their feelings for each other and then get married the day after having their first kiss/confession.
Things About Marauders #2
Mary hated Lily at the start of Hogwarts because Lily was friends with Snape, and he was everything that her ancestors had fought against.
She did NOT leave her muggle life to come to the wizarding world to be discriminated against, for something that wasn't under her control, again.
It wasn't until 2nd year where Lily had slapped Severus for calling someone a mudblood that she deemed her okay to be friends with or in her words, "bless lily with her amazing presence"
James Potter walking around Hogwarts encounters a black kitty. Calls him handsome, pets him, and takes many pictures, baby-talking to him like normal people do when they see a cat.
Regulus Black afterwards, gay panicking in his dorm. Because someone called him handsome. James Potter called him handsome.
James in his room just talking about a cute kitty he found on the grounds, completely oblivious.
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Marauders fans would understand
Okay 6th year gryffindors learning the patronus charm and James is one of the first to get it (after Lily and Sirius, remus found an excuse to sit it out bc he didn't want to risk the class seeing a wolf and putting things together). They've already done the theory so they know the whole 'reflective of your soul' or 'changes to represent a loved one, especially if they are your happiest memory' and when they eventually manage corporeal patronuses, James' happens to be a lion.
A big, prowling, majestic lion. Most of the room are impressed and a little jealous but not too shocked by it, they automatically assume that it's the animal which most resembles him because...gryffindor lion. It doesn't get much more James potter than that. But his group are very confused. Patronuses were supposed to match animagi and they'd already managed that one, so they had silently accepted that it would be a stag. So when it isn't, they have to hide their shock. They sort of brush it off after a while because James is similar to a lion so maybe it's just something to do with strength in the memory he chose?
But James knew the second the lion looked at him that it wasn't his animal. He would always be a stag, he knew that much for sure. This was Regulus. Cor Leonis. The lion, brave, strong, and powerful but cowering behind the powerful women in his life and 'lazily' biding his time until he has no choice but to do something. More importantly, James loved him, and nobody was supposed to know. His patronus has shifted from a stag- prideful and representative of James as an individual- to a lion- a symbol of his love, power and courage. And he is the only one that knows.
using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me
the marauders group chat
peter: good night homos!!!
peter: *homies
peter: eh same thing
what am i missing :3
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