Using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" As A Warning For Child Abuse In A Marauders Fanfic Will Never Not Be

every fic after tcoptp feels like whiplash tcoptp was the slowest of all slowburns and now im like literallt what the heck when the characters know eachothers names by chapter 1

everyone’s always talking about how james is such an amazing dad, and yeah, he’s awesome, but can we take a moment to talk about regulus as a parent? i mean, let’s just agree that he’s sooo attentive, and sooo loving, and he always lets their kid hang out with him in the kitchen while he’s cooking or cleaning, just listening to them go off about random stuff like, "daddy, mr. snuggles (aka the stuffed bunny) said he doesn’t like carrots. we had a fight." and regulus will give this exaggerated shocked look and be like, "no way? seriously? you’re telling me?" all wide-eyed and dramatic, and they’ll just go back and forth like that for hours, because their kid’s got the same endless chatter as james

Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.

Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.

barty and evan got a black cat after regulus died and named it 'leo' as in the leo constellation

regulus black responding to the slightest inconvenience with “i’m gonna kms” is so essential to me

the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing

headcanon that sometimes if remus had a visible scar from the full moon, the other marauders faked similar injuries so remus wouldn’t stand out and be suspected

remus has a really deep and low voice btw and it's even worse when he just woke up, so sirius has to take a long breath every morning when he hears the usual "good morning, baby" and get himself together

Regulus wearing one of Remus’ jumpers because he stole it from James who store it from Sirius who stole it from Remus and now Sirius is going feral because the entire school thinks Remus and Regulus are dating

So, I just posted a little story that I wrote that is not related to the marauders at all in my alternative account, so... If interested, the user is @lucy387

Bye! 💗