Some of my marauders headcanons cause I have too many
Remus is bisexual
Sirius is genderfluid
James started as the most supportive ally in the word for his friends, and ended up discovering that he was pansexual
Peter is aroace
Wolfstar confessed their love to each other during Christmas, under the mistletoe because that just so cute
Remus and Sirius started dating at the beginning of their fifth year
Lily said I love you first, but after that, only in very important occasions just to keep it important
James said it a thousand times a day
Jily started dating the last months of their sixth year but waited to go public until beginning of seventh year, because lily couldn't admit that she was deeply in love with the man she had swore to hate forever just a few years before
Dorcas is a Slytherin and Marlene a Gryffindor
Good old enemies to lovers with them
They started dating during forth year and everyone knew because they didn't even try to hide it
They would flirt during quidditch matches, making James crazy because Marlene wasn't paying attention
Remus drinks hot chocolate, not coffee
Sirius would dedicate the song Gorgeous by Taylor swift to Remus
Gold Rush would remind Remus of Sirius and would sing it whenever they were together and it sounded on the radio
James is a Swiftie and would dedicate Paper rings to Lily
She pretends to hate it at first, but it's obvious that she adores it
It's unhealthy how much more of those i have (this is just my opinion, hope you like them π)
based on @waytootiredforthistoo 's post - background jegulus
"Even for your four, this is a new low," Minerva ranted, blood boiling as she stared down at her four favorite students, who were all seated in chairs in her office, looking less-than-contrite. "Breaking in to the Slytherin Common Room in the middle of the night? Sticking every single student to their bed?"
"We don't discriminate," Sirius Black nodded, sending her a grin. "Though James's boyfriend will be a bit mad."
"Oi! Shut up about Re-"
"Boys!" Minerva interrupted, trying not to laugh. "This is unacceptable. I have to take fifty points from Gryffindor!"
All four Seventh-Years paused, staring at her. "Fifty?" Remus Lupin asked, tilting his head to the side.
"Each!" Minerva nearly-screeched. "And detention every night for a week!"
"So that's two hundred points total," James Potter said sadly.
"Yes," Minerva nodded, trying not to feel too badly. "So if you-"
"Can you make it three?" Sirius asked, interrupting.
She blinked, quite sure she'd heard incorrectly. "I- what?"
"It's just, we're trying to set a record," Remus explained calmly, eyes wide. "We need to beat two hundred and fifty."
Minerva's heart began beating erratically. No. Surely they hadn't found out-
"We recently came across this, you see," James continued, grinning and pulling a paper from his pocket. "Peter, here, had a detention where he had to rewrite some old detention cards. And look at this one!"
Hand shaking slightly, Minerva looked at the card. On it, written in a scrawl, were the words:
Minerva McGonagall, sixth year, Gryffindor, a month's detention and a loss of 250 points for hexing all of the Slytherin team's brooms. (Most points lost in a single day.)
Sighing, Minerva tried to school her expression before she looked back at the four boys. But she knew it was far too late to do anything about this. The secret was out.
"You're our biggest role model, Professor," Peter said sincerely, an awed look on his face. "A record of the most lost points in a day? We just want to beat your record."
"Yes. Oh, well. We'll have to try even harder next time," James smirked, taking the card back from her loose grasp.
It was at that moment that Minerva McGonagall new she was absolutely fucked.
padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight
MARAUDERS HEADCANON #4
I see Remus as the type of person who, when angry, doesn't yell. He talks to you so calmly it's scary.
Sirius: *running towards James* RED CODE, I REPEAT, RED CODE. MOONY IS ANGRY.
James: Oh no, Godric save us.
*Door opens slowly*
Remus: Good evening gentlemen, may we speak?
Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.
Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?
Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .
Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.
Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing
Oh, "Sirius is the big spoon", "Remus is the big spoon"
wRONG
They are SPAGHETTI
They are a MESS OF LIMBS
If someone walks in on them, they can't tell what the FUCK is going on
Remus: Iβm 90% sure this is a bad idea.
Sirius: Perfect! Thatβs 10% optimism. Letβs go!
Oh domestic Rosekiller how I love you
shipping Barty with Evan is just right.
shipping Barty with Regulus feels so good.
shipping Barty with Sirius hits different.
shipping Barty with Lily scratch the right part of my brain.
shipping Barty with James wakes something new in me.
shipping Barty is the answer.
Barty is everything.
Barty >>>
Barty.
sirius has a black leather jacket he's never seen without, yet it still seems to be in wonderful condition. remus has a brown leather jacket that used to be his dad's that looks like it's been through hell (it has)