Oh, "Sirius Is The Big Spoon", "Remus Is The Big Spoon"

AU where Regulus is a tattoo artist and Sirius was his first canvas.

MARAUDERS HEADCANON #5

In forth year, Sirius started using black nail polish and eyeliner. Sloughorn gave him detention because it "wasn't appropriate" for a BOY to paint his nails and wear makeup.

The next day, all the Marauders and many other Gryffindor and Hufflepuff students that liked the idea painted their nails and used eyeliner.

When the professor tried to talk to McGonagall, she shrugged and simply said

"I'm sorry Horace, but in my opinion there is nothing wrong about it, so I don't see detention necessary"

Then smiled to the boys and left, leaving the old potions teacher with an open mouth.

Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.

Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.

Barty “if your dad traumatizes you, traumatize him back” Crouch Jr.

Remus fell first but Sirius fell harder. I don't know why, but I just know it.

Painful Bartylus to non toxic rosekiller my love

Painful bartylus where [pre emotional growth] Regulus was just excited someone liked him but Barty didn’t like Regulus he loved him

And Regulus didn’t love him back

Painful Bartylus where Reggie was not in the best mental space and couldn’t handle all of Barty’s Bartyness, told him he was too much, too loud, too weird even though Barty was trying so hard not to be

Painful Bartylus where the breakup wasn’t a big deal for Regulus because he figured neither of them were really that emotionally invested and they became friends again immediately but for Barty it was just a desperate attempt to keep Reg in his life

Then Evan Rosier who saw it all happen and couldn’t say anything because these were his two best friends but all he could think was how he could do it so much better, how he and Barty would be so good to each other

Evan Rosier who got the chance about a year later when he and Barty kissed on New Year’s Day and then proceeded to not stop kissing

Barty who was so terrified of losing Evan too and Evan finding it hard because he’s not good at emotions but in every way he can, showing Barty he loved him with hugs and handholds and playing with his hair and Evan’s lap becoming Barty’s new resting place

Evan figuring out he’s ace and worrying Barty won’t want him anymore

Barty saying I love you for the first time when Evan finally breaks down over it 

Evan not being able to say it back straight away and Barty not minding because he already knew from all the ways Evan showed him already

Evan finally saying it and Barty nearly bursting into tears because honestly he never thought in a million years he could ever be this happy

And because I’m on a roll w it

Regulus finally doing better when he starts dating James, Regulus who notices how it affects James when people call him weird or too much, Regulus who sees how different Barty is with Evan than he ever was with him

Regulus who REALISES.

Regulus who finally apologises.

Mastermind Remus lupin

🤝

In every Wolfstar fic there's one trope that I really REALLY love: Sirius always being/becoming best friend with James.

It could be a muggle AU, they could be strangers, whatever, Sirius and James always find each other and become BBF.

(And when they don't, they do in my mind)

I love it sm 😭

headcanon that sometimes if remus had a visible scar from the full moon, the other marauders faked similar injuries so remus wouldn’t stand out and be suspected

sirius has a black leather jacket he's never seen without, yet it still seems to be in wonderful condition. remus has a brown leather jacket that used to be his dad's that looks like it's been through hell (it has)