No Cause I Need The Crows To Meet Up Again After The Events Of Rule Of Wolves. They Come Back, Wylan

Wait till he finds out about present day womanhood...

Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

My oil painting of Popeyes

I reblog the money pigeon because if I don't he'll hit me with a bus

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

Somebody has to hear me out on Cecil X Donald.

Coworkers to lovers. Amnesia trope (sort of). And the ANGST? Oh, the angst would be crazy.

Like what do you MEAN you keep having to watch your partner die, and then you have to wipe his memory again and again? What do you MEAN he's not going to remember what you meant to him when he comes back, but he's going to fall for you again and again? What do you MEAN you have to decide whether to try again, knowing how it will end, or deny your heart and do the job? What do you MEAN-

-the ice court wouldn't have happened, meaning the group wouldn't have joined forces. Matthias would be in hellgate, Nina in the white rose, wylan doing who knows what, jesper being an addict and losing money he doesn't have, and Kaz and inej would probably still end up kings and queens somehow. You can't stop that tsunami.

-he probably would have found her anyway. Kaz would be coming to meet with Tante Helene, and would notice her eavesdropping, and realise he hasn't noticed it the entire meeting until he was leaving. This would intrigue him because,duh, nobody sneaks up on Kaz Brekker, bleh bleh bleh. So he would decide to train her as a spider, leading to canon events. (or this is unlikely and I just can't stand my ship being sunk)

-I don't know.

-he would have never joined the dregs, since Van ICK would have allowed him to take over the empire. His mother would still be married to Jan, and they'd have a pretty average life- for rich merchers, anyway.

-I don't know.

-i don't know, sorry guys.

-he would either have made it in Ketterdam and become a mercher, or he would run out of money/get scammed by someone else, leading to the canon events.

This is probably all bullshit tbh but enjoy 😍

What if’s Six of Crows Edition (SPOILERS!)

What if Jurda parem was never created?

what if Inej never offered Kaz her help in the menagerie parlour?

what if Jesper wasn’t grisha?

what if wylan could read?

what if Nina never got lost in the woods?

what if Matthias helped Nina on the ship?

what if Jordie never met Jacob Hertzoon?

Writers are scary because we’ll take personal trauma and think, "Hmm… what if this happened to my fictional characters but worse?"

Shout out to my writing mutuals as well 🙏 y'all rock

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

I saw you love red, white, and royal blue and I've just gotta ask you: have you heard of Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins? It's an alternate history novel abt the 1st woman president and her secret sapphic relationship/bearded marriage with her mlm best friend. It also includes a subplot about arson at the White House, ft. An entirely queer main cast and really fleshed out characters, and has a really satisfying ending!

That sounds amazing!! I'll definitely need to check it out.