My Oil Painting Of Popeyes

Somebody has to hear me out on Cecil X Donald.

Coworkers to lovers. Amnesia trope (sort of). And the ANGST? Oh, the angst would be crazy.

Like what do you MEAN you keep having to watch your partner die, and then you have to wipe his memory again and again? What do you MEAN he's not going to remember what you meant to him when he comes back, but he's going to fall for you again and again? What do you MEAN you have to decide whether to try again, knowing how it will end, or deny your heart and do the job? What do you MEAN-

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

I'm no scientist, but I believe that's called "contamination"

It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

This is what it looks like when I piss btw

Raining rainbows

I reblog the money pigeon because if I don't he'll hit me with a bus

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Jason, baby, where have you been 😍

Doomed straights

Literally right under this 😭

My bf is standing there so polite. I need to edit him onto the meme of not allowing pets in the apartment, but allowing one because it looks polite. Something like "sorry. No evil Marks allowed in this dimension." "*Insert photo*" "Ok I will make an exception for one because he looks very polite"