Its Like The Old Saying Goes: "jack Off All Trades, Masturbate Nuns" Or Somethingg Likethat

I’m ace and the only D I get is

Depression

And these gummy vitamins I have to take because I didn’t go outside for a year

This seems like an appropriate first post :)

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

lol I read Frank you for the venom... I should make a shirt with that on it

Fuck you warner bros let hot topic put more MCR shit on sale I want that thank you for the venom shirt

Alfie Caine (British, b. 1996)

Foxglove Farmhouse, 2022

Vinyl and acrylic paint on canvas

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

I looked under my bed and was shocked to find a friend of your demon. They told me they know your demon... he’s single 😉

They also told me he likes book my demon is holding in the picture, so that would be a perfect gift.

The demon under my bed is kinda cute tho 😳

sometimes i genuinely worry about the people who didnt find bandom until a couple of years ago?? like are you finding all the content you need to see?? have you seen gerard way pop out of a birthday cake on mtv?? did you see fall out boys wind power commercial??? did you see andy throw water over an interviewer??? did you see that episode of mtv cribs where halfway through patrick just rocks up with petes mum carrying all her groceries?? are you getting everything you need?? let me guide you