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I made a uquiz :)
pspsps go take my malevolent quiz
Kayne Fans C'mere
Alrighty lads, lassies and lairds I am sure many of you have seen this but I want to just shout out the Rat King for making a full compilation of Kayne in Malevolent love that little freak
"You look like a frog who's not to be fucked with."
I blame @spinning-logic for this
Malevolent episode one, from the other side
Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, we’re really in for it now
Gyyss.. i made a malevolent s1 quiz.. am i cooking? Did i "ate"? (Im planning to do the other seasons, trust 🙏)
the "I am gay" line made my monday
thank you Where The Stars fell
If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
wh- what was that? THE DOOR, OARTHUR. SOMEONE’S KNOCKING. wh- IT’S TO YOUR LEFT. YOUR OTHER LEFT. THERE. OPEN IT OARTHUR. CAREFULLY. o- ok. *creeeeeak* *suspenseful violin noise* *BOOM.* OHHH OAARTHUR. THE THING IN FRONT OF US IS— IT’S HIDEOUS, OARTHUR. IT IS A… SHAPELESS, SPRAWLING CREATURE, OARTHUR. IT HAS TINY, BEADY EYES, AND A FEATURELESS SNOUT. AND………….. OH OARTHUR. ITS TUSKS, OARTHUR. LONG, POINTED TUSKS EXTEND FROM EITHER SIDE OF ITS MOUTH. IT IS STARING AT US. RUN, OARTHUR. RU— wait. did you say tusks? YYYYEESS. that’s.. that’s a walrus, john. A WHAT thats a walrus. but how… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OARTHUR IT’S GOT A KNIFE
reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
being in a small fandom is like being given a bone, chewing on it until you're done with it, burying it in your backyard, and then digging that same chewed up bone months later to continue chewing on it, and then the cycle just repeats.
this is especially true for small fandoms that you know won't be getting any new content, so you just have to consume the content you've already consumed thousands of times before.
mad respect for the girl who on yesterdays lecture was reading fanfiction on ao3 on her laptop
hi i'm feeling bad today!
so do you know this feeling, when you REPEATEDLY tell someone, that what they're saying is hurtful to you and they EACH AND EVERY TIME REPLY: " You know we're just joking... Don't worry" BUT YOU JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING AFTERWARDS?
anyway, i was feeling pretty down today, because i coudn't manage to get started with preparing for my exams, and i agreed with someone that i would do my part of work, but i still haven't done it, and the exam is on wednesday...
anyway here's my rant
oh, and while procrastonating yesterday, before i gave up on studying at all i was reading "Father Goriot" for like four hours. it is pretty cool, but i don't appreciate the portrayal of females at times, but it's not the worst, considering it's a xix century book or something
farewell, i really need to start my work
The Interviewer enjoying cocoa, inspired by a vintage French cocoa poster (reference below).
I binged The Amelia Project and thoroughly enjoyed the experience. It felt right for my first fan art to be a dapper Interviewer with cocoa so why not make it fun with a vintage twist! Loved the brushstrokes, lettering, and colors of this poster so it was great to bounce off it.
the interviewer
@ameliapodcast
Not enough people talk about how Lady Gaga's album art for Born this way is literally just her as a motorbike??? Like no one else could do this today this is incredible
ARTHUR (high-pitched, giddy): John! John!
JOHN: God damn it, Arthur, what?!
ARTHUR (happy): You remember!
JOHN: You don’t know because there is nothing fundamentally different. I was just made aware –
ARTHUR: By Lilly. By your time in the hospital.
JOHN: By you.
ARTHUR (breathing hard, pleading): Don’t let go! Don’t let go!
JOHN: Arthur! (Both exerting themselves, Arthur is pulled onto the ledge again.) Damn it.
ARTHUR (shocked): You… you… you… you grabbed on!
JOHN: I told you I would!
ARTHUR (sniffling): I’m lost… I’ve lost… I’ve sunk too far.
JOHN: No. I know you, my friend. You are in there. You saved me before. I will not let you drown. (Arthur starts to sob again. John soothes.) Don’t be scared.
JOHN (slowly, amidst Arthur’s shaky breathing):
Whose woods these are… I think I know. His house is in the village, though. He will not see me stopping here… (Arthur breathes shakily, soon falling quiet.) To watch his woods fill up with snow. My horse must think it queer, to stop without a farmhouse near… (Fabric rustles.) Between the woods and frozen lake, the darkest evening of the year. He gives his harness bell a shake, to ask if there is some mistake. And only other sounds to sweep, of easy wind, and downy flake. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep… (Arthur sobs again.) But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
(Quieter.) And miles to go before I sleep.
ARTHUR: I’m sorry, John. I’m so sorry. For everything.
JOHN: I’m sorry, too.
ARTHUR: Why? For what? You-
JOHN: For leaving you for so long.
ARTHUR: I feel cold. I feel cold.
JOHN (in misery): No.
ARTHUR (almost lighthearted): We’ve had worse.
JOHN (near tears): No, no, no.
ARTHUR: Maybe not.
JOHN: No.
ARTHUR: I…
JOHN (pleading, his voice quiet and shaking): No. Arthur. No.
ARTHUR: I think this … I think this may be it –
JOHN (suddenly shouting): Arthur! Arthur, no!
ARTHUR: Goodbye, my friend. (His breaths grow shaky)
JOHN (still shouting): Arthur, no! (Quieter.) Arthur, no. (A whisper.) No.
ARTHUR: Did you do this? (In disbelief.) You… you sewed up my wound. You – I knew. (Warmly.) I knew it. We weren’t gonna go out like this.
JOHN: I know.
ARTHUR: I knew you wouldn’t give up.
JOHN (determined): Never!
ARTHUR (audible smile): Just like me.
ARTHUR: Do you trust me?
JOHN: Of course, Arthur!
ARTHUR: Then trust me.
[...]
JOHN: (quickly) Do you trust me?
ARTHUR (taken aback): What?
JOHN: Do you… trust me?
ARTHUR: I trust you, John.
If I told you I cried three times during this fucking season would you believe me? S3 Malevolent fucked me raw with no prep while occasionally kissing me but still leaving me on the fucking ground afterwards because THAT FUCKING ENDING AND KAYNE? HIS DEAL WITH JOHN? I HAVE SUCH A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS OH GEEZ OF FUCK OH PLEASE DON'T LET THEM FIGHT AND FALL APART AGAIN PLEASE MY FATHERS! I NEED THEM HAPPY THESE FUCKING STUPID IDIOTS THESE LOVELY DUMB FAGS!!!!! (I greatly enjoy their sufferings and development, I'm eating everything up don't be fooled by my tears and ugly sobs ok? BUT STILL HNGGGGUSJDJFJF)
I don’t usually watch Tatort but I will totally check out the Episode “Blind Date” with Alan Burgon (van Helsing in Re: Dracula and The interviewer in The Amelia Project)
(It’s on the ARD mediathek but only with German subtitles if I saw that right)
Jonathan Sims
Rudyard Funn
idk, it's pretty much a tie between the above and Jet Siquliak
Ace week starts on Sunday, the 22nd of October: that's a week tomorrow!
Fiction podcasts have a wealth of acespec characters, but we all started somewhere, and I'm curious! So, in the notes, tags, or replies, who's:
The first ace character you encountered in a fiction podcast?
The most recent ace character you encountered in a fiction podcast?
Your favourite ace character from a fiction podcast, if any?
And hey, want to know more about the rapidly approaching Ace Week Fiction Podcast Festivities? Click here.
for anyone, who thinks aromanticism isn't a thing:
there's nothing het about this aro
SEMI-FINALS
Silver Crystal
Is it really that important?: Yes
Why is it important?:
It is incredibly powerful as an offensive weapon and as a healing item. The villains and heroes spend the whole first season seeking it out.
Cocoa (Hot chocolate)
Is it really that important?: At first you think it isn’t, but then it becomes like the most important object ever
Why is it important?:
Okay, so I’m hoping this counts, because the object isn’t a specific cup of cocoa but rather the cocoa itself, which is made new and served and drank in a variety of different cups by a variety of different people throughout the course of the series. Despite it being *technically* new cocoa every time it appears, it is still the same recipe and serves the same purpose in the story. The cocoa comes from a French cafe and is frequently imported and drank by the one of show’s main character: The Interviewer. The Interviewer adores the drink, and consumes and ungodly amount of it. To express his enthusiasm for it, he has described it as “as pure as the angles”, “divine as deity”, and “sweet as sin”. He frequently offers it to his clients, who are people that come to him asking to fake their death and start over with a new life. Almost all of these clients, as well every other character in the show that tries the cocoa, remarks on how incredibly delicious it is. For the first couple seasons, you think it’s just a funny running gag. As time goes on, however, it is revealed that the cocoa actually has magic healing properties. The recipe involves adding a substance nicknamed “Patience” that can fix wounds and cure illnesses and just make you feel better in general. That is one of the main reasons everyone loves it; though I’m sure the cocoa by itself was probably pretty good too. Additionally, the reason the Interviewer drinks so much of it is because he is actually over 3,000 years old, and has been using the cocoa to keep himself alive and basically immortal. This becomes very plot relevant when the Interviewer no longer has access to the magical version of cocoa and starts to die because of this lack.
hi I'm depressed again
I did nothing today and took a nap I shouldn't need after 7 h of sleep
I feel like I'm just wasting my time
I reached out to a friend I didn't text for almost 2 years
Let's see what happens
update: no there's three brothers, but my book has fucked up description
(unlesss...)
me: starts reading
The Brothers Karamazov
thinking there's only two brothers for some reason
also me: reads a bit and realizes, that there's actually three brothers
ok
also, also me: reads the book's description at the back and finds out, wait there's FOUR OF THEM?
me: starts reading
The Brothers Karamazov
thinking there's only two brothers for some reason
also me: reads a bit and realizes, that there's actually three brothers
ok
also, also me: reads the book's description at the back and finds out, wait there's FOUR OF THEM?