Can I Request A Harley Quinn One-Shot?

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality. This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be.  Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

AHHHH

WALKING DEAD STARTS IN 5 MINUTES. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

Apologize? Ha!

One-Shot: Hey can I have a Teen Wolf one shot when I’m secretly dating Liam and my brother Scott finds out? Announcements: I hope you all enjoy! Warnings: None

You quietly shimmied the window up from it’s closed position. As soon as you and your boyfriend were through, you quietly shut the widow again, careful not to be too loud lest you wake someone up.

Your boyfriend, Liam, sat down on your bed and looked up at you, “Are you sure we should be doing this? I mean, your brother is a werewolf too, the Alpha in fact. Oh, god. He can probably hear us right now! He is so gonna kill me!”

You chuckled and sat down next to him, “Oh calm down, scardy wolf! Scott is working late and my mom is too. We have the entire house to ourselves.”

After you said that, Liam seemed to relax a bit, “So,” he asked, “What do you want to do?”

“Oh,” you said innocently, “I don’t know, we could watch a movie or do some knitting, I do need a new scarf-”

Liam laughed, “Ok, ok, stupid question, I was just trying to make some conversation and-”

You shut him up by lightly kissing him, and soon he kissed back. All too soon you both broke off and smiled at eachother. Before either of you could do anything else though, there was the sound of the front door opening and closing.

Whipping your head around you grabbed Liam’s arm and started leading him towards the your bedroom window. He, while panicking along with you, began trying to scramble out of the window along with your help. Suddenly the door to your room slammed open, with a panicked looking Scott running into your room.

“Guys, I thought I smelled Liam, is everything ok-”

After Scott had a second to slow down, he saw you shoving a terror stricken Liam out of a second story window. Putting two and two together he suddenly started looking a little less panicked and a little more… Wolfish.

“Uh, this isn’t what it looks like?” Liam tried weakly.

“What is this? Are you two dating?”

You grimaced and looked at your feet, “Uh, yeah, for about two months now,” looking back up at your brother, “I mean it’s not that bad, it’s not like we’re doing anything wrong!”

He looked at you, “As your big brother, there are a lot of wrong things going on right now!”

He shot his eyes up at Liam who was now safely inside of your room again.

“And you!” He said, “My little sibling? Really!? Dude, there are a lot that I would let slide, but you two? Nope. Get out.”

Liam puffed out his chest a little bit, trying to look bigger than he was, “Look, Scott, I have no bad intentions with-”

Your brother’s eyes flared red and you groaned, “Out, now!”

You gave an apologetic look towards Liam as he jumped and started going out of the window again.

You sighed, “Liam, Liam,” he looked back at you, “Sweetie you can go out the front door now.”

He paused for a moment before quickly coming back inside the room and awkwardly scooting by Scott and down the stairs.

You looked at Scott with such a fury that would have scared Derek, “Wow, ok, Mr. Scary Alpha Wolf Man, was that really necessary? I’m allowed to date people y'know, without you policing everyone I flirt with!”

“That was not flirting!” He started, “That was a possible disaster! Listen, I’m not trying to police who you date, I’m just being your big brother. I’m trying to watch out for you.”

You snorted, “Well could you do it next time without making their lives flash before their eyes?”

He smiled, “No promises.”

“You also need to apologize to Liam.”

“Oh, I’ll do more than just apologize, don’t you worry.”

You squinted with suspicion but shrugged it off as Scott left for his room and you decided to go to bed, seeing as how it was pretty late.

—-

The next day at school, Scott blocked Liam outside of his next class.

Liam, shocked, began saying, “Hey, listen, I’m really sorry about last-”

Scott growled and let his eyes flash red, “You hurt them, I will have no issues with throwing you off a cliff, you got that?”

He gulped, “Yes, perfectly, crystal clear, no problamo-” and with that, Scott abruptly walked away, seemingly satisfied.

You walked up next to a shocked looking Liam, “Hey, you alright?”

He looked down at you quickly, “Yup! Let’s go!”

You watched him streak into the room, looking scared.

You started scanning the hallway and caught the eye of your brother, and under your breath so no one, well, no one normal would hear, you muttered, “Apologize my butt! I’m so gonna kick you when we get home!” And then with that, you walked into the classroom.

No

One-Shot: Hi can I have a Teen Wolf one shot when I’m Scott’s sister and Stiles falls in love with me? Announcements: Sorry I haven’t posted in a while… I’ve just been really busy but I hope you all like it! Warnings: None

You changed out your Science books for English and slammed the locker door shut, revealing the puppy dog face of your older brother. Not the werewolf puppy dog kind, but the kind where he puffs out his lower lip and looked at you with round eyes.

You looked at him, “Hello, Scott, what do you want?”

“I love you too,” he replied, “Why do you think I need anything?”

“Scott please, have some faith in me.”

“All right, so here’s the deal, Kira and I have plans for a really nice night, I’m taking her out to that really nice restaurant, y'know, downtown? It took me two weeks to get a reservation, but anyways, then I’m taking her to a movie and I’m paying and anyways, it’s going to be really nice and-”

“Scott, I’m going to be late for class at the rate you’re going. Please, just get to the point.”

He slid himself in front of you and grabbed you lightly by the shoulders, smiling a cheesy smile, “See the thing is that, I have a shift tonight at the clinic and I need you to cover for me.”

You groaned, since you worked with your brother at the clinic and since you were single you had always gotten stuck with taking his shifts whenever he had a date. You didn’t have to take these shifts obviously, but you really couldn’t say no, he always had good excuses.

“Please? You would be the best little sibling in the entire world and I would love you forever.” he said, his eyes growing big.

You stopped walking in front of your english class, other kids pouring in around the two of you, “Ugh, fine. But you have to bring me back left overs when you’re done. Now move.”

He smiled and let you go, “Thank you so much. I promise I’ll make it up to you. Later!”

You huffed and made your way into the classroom without replying.

—-

The air smelled like disinfectant and medical instruments as you wiped down the main examination table and other surfaces in the room. Today had been a very long day for you, seeing you had to do two people’s worth of work non-stop after school along with homework. You threw the dirty paper towel into the garbage and sat down, wiping your forehead and closing your eyes.

You were about to stand up, grab your stuff, and head back home when the front doors burst open, “Scott! Hey Scott, I need to talk to you-”

A young man, a rather cute looking young man, about the same age as your brother rounded the corner, stopping when he saw you.

You recognized him as Scott’s best friend, Styles, “Uh, hey, Scotts not here, do you need me to tell him something?”

He stared at you with wide-eyes, “I, uh, no. I just needed to, uh, you look very familiar, do I know you?”

“Yeah, we go to the same school. I’m just a year under you.”

“Oh,” he paused.

“So did you need me to talk to Scott for you?” you asked.

“Uh, nah, I just needed to talk to him… so you know him?”

You chuckled, “Yeah, I know him.”

“Cool, cool. Um, so I guess I’ll see you around then? At school?”

You looked him in his deep colored eyes, “Yeah, sure. See you around.”

He made an awkward smile and backed out of the doorway. You were about to turn around when he came running back in and tried to nonchalantly lean on the doorway.

“I almost forgot, what’s your name?”

You smiled, “Y/N, what’s yours?” Of course you knew his name though, did he not know you were Scott’s sibling?

“Styles. Uh, yeah, see ya!” and with that, he exited the building again.

You paused for a moment, expecting, no, hoping he would come back through the door. When he didn’t you shrugged and went out to your car.

School, you thought, might be a little more interesting tomorrow.

—-

Styles looked around the hallways trying to catch a glimpse you walking to your next class. He swiveled his head back and forth, scanning the faces passing by, looking for the cutest one, yours.

Scott looked over at his friend and frowned, “Dude, whats wrong? You’ve been like this all morning, who are you looking for?”

Styles spoke without looking at him, “Yeah, um, oh! There they are, ahh. They’re beautiful, don’t you think? I met them last night at the clinic when I was looking for you but, they’re… why are you looking at me like that?”

Styles faced Scott, who was giving him a look, “Seriously, whats wrong?”

Scott pointed to where you were walking, “Them?”

He nodded, “Uh, yeah, why?”

“Dude, that’s my sibling. No.”

Styles gulped, “N-no?”

The other boy growled, like, literally growled, “Just… no.”

Nice Shirt

DONE One-Shots: Can I have a Harley Quinn one shot when I first meet her Announcements: Hey guys! Finals are kicking my butt and so are play rehearsals. I’m very sorry for not updating as much as I should. This One-shot is a little darker but I hope you all enjoy! Warnings: Attempted assault and a fight scene.

A cold wind rushed past you, causing you to shiver and pull your small coat around you even tighter. With a sigh you went down the path between two buildings that would eventually lead to your home. You were just about to stop and tie you shoe when you heard chuckling behind you. Calmly, you turned around, trying to asses whether you were in danger or not. You silently cursed yourself for taking such a secluded route home and quickened your pace when you saw a small group of people behind you.

You were almost out of the alley when another small group of people appeared before you. Your eyes went wide and you whipped your head around again, seeing that the group behind you was looking as malicious as the one in front of you.

Uh oh.

You turned yourself so that you were able to see both of the groups at once as they converged on your position, completely surrounding you. Your breath quickened along with your pulse. For a moment, everything was so quiet you thought that you could hear the blood rushing in your ears.

Then, someone stepped in front of you, looking like the head of the group, and whipped out a knife, “What’s a pretty little thing like you doing out here at this time o’ night?”

You tried to not look them in the eyes, “Please,” you squeaked, “I don’t want any trouble.”

The leader chuckled, “Trouble?” He waved his knife around, gesturing to the rest of the group, “We ain’t want any trouble either, just want to have some fun.”

He got closer to you, causing you to back up into a wall. Putting his hand on the wall near your head, he leaned in so close you could smell his breath. You almost gagged at the rancid smell that came off of him.

“But,” he said, now waving the sharp looking knife close to your eye, “We can’t have fun if you scream.”

Feeling tears picking at the edges of your eyes, you closed them and waited for the worst. But then, you heard him grunt with surprise and… Pain? You opened your eyes slowly and saw that the leader was on the ground and groaning in pain.

Whipping your head up you saw that the others of the group were converging on another spot. Woah, is that Batman? You thought to yourself. Shaking your head you looked around the alley for something that might be used at a weapon and quickly found some bottles on the ground.

Picking one of them up, you ran over to the quickly dwindling group of punks and saw that it wasn’t Batman that was kicking but, but a woman in a red and white checkered suit and blonde hair.

Harley Quinn, you thought with some shock and maybe a bit of fear. You almost dropped your bottle and ran out of the alley just to get away from the villainess, but you noticed a figure stalking up behind her fighting form. You groaned inwardly a bit as you ran up and swung the bottle with all of your might at the attackers head. It connected with a satisfying crack and he, along with shards of glass, fell to the ground in a painful heap. You gave a satisfied smile and looked up… Right at the smiling face of none other then Harley Quinn herself.

“Heh!” She chuckled, “Nice one! Thanks for the save.”

You stuttered for a moment, unsure of what to say, and then, “Uh, no, no. Thank you so much. You’re the one that saved me! That was pretty cool.”

“No problem suger, just don’t go wandering down no more dark alleys! Yo never know what kinds of creeps live in the dark.”

You were about to say something else when alarms started going off in the building next to you.

She looked over and then back at you quickly, “Well, that my que! Later tater!”

She ran down the other direction in a hurry, but she paused at the end, “Nice shirt by the way!”

You kept staring down the alley in shock before you came to your senses and quickly yelled back, “Thank you!”

You dusted yourself of and threw the broken bottle into the garbage can next to you and left before the cops showed up and kept you out even longer.

Wow, saved by a villain as they were running away from the police. Batman has nothing on Harley Quinn!

Anticlimactic

One-Shot: Could you do a Zach Mitchell One-Shot where you like each other and fall out of touch but meet again in college when you both end up studying science because he is now interested in dinosaurs and you want to be a geneticist and work at Jurassic World. Announcements: I am really sorry about not updating in so long. I’ve have been swamped with homework and other school things. Im hoping to get another story out but I really don’t know. But thanks you guys for staying with me, I really do appreciate it. Thanks guys, enjoy! Warnings: None

You had seen him last on the island, the one where all of the dinosaurs had gotten out and started to terrorize the people. Somehow you had ended up with him, his brother, his aunt, and his aunt’s… ‘coworker’ that last night before the boats came. And now, he was here, just a few yards away being hugged goodbye by his parents and brother. Once they got back into their car and drove off he looked around, finally noticing you staring at him. It took a moment, but finally his eyes lit up with recognition. He smiled and started making his way over to you.

Now that it had been a few years you could finally admit that the last fight between all of the dinosaurs was actual pretty… awesome. For some reason seeing all of those creatures, who had been dead for millions of years, and according to Claire, one wasn’t even a real dinosaur until quite recently, had just sparked your fascination more then it ever had been before. Thats why you were here, at such a prestigious college as this one, to study genetics. You wanted to create as great of things as the dinosaurs in that park, you wanted to create something that would bring happiness and wonder to everyone around the world.

You smiled at Zach who stopped walking in front of you, “Hey there, dino boy.”

“Dino boy, nice… so what are you doing here?”

“I am looking for an education actually. What’s your major?”

“Archeology,” he chuckled when you saw the look on your face, “Yeah, now that I’ve had some time to process what happened at the park I’ve realized that dinosaurs are pretty cool. I just want to know more about them, y'know? Whats yours?”

“No, yeah, thats pretty cool. It’s just that, I was thinking pretty much the same thing, except I’m going into genetics, maybe work at Jurassic World when it reopens, bring some more fascination into this world.”

He looked around and leaned in with mock horror, “Please, just, no new dinosaurs… like… ever.”

“No promises,” you whispered back.

The two of you laughed at that and went silent for a moment. Nothing happened as the two of you watched other students say goodbye to their families and try to find their dorm rooms. Finally your eyes made their ways back to each other, and you both smiled again.

“So,” you started, “It was real nice seeing you again. We should get together some time, catch up maybe.”

“Yeah, um, yeah, that sounds great, I’ll uh, get your number?”

“Of course,” you grabbed a pen from your bag and then his hand, “Call sometime soon, maybe. It really was nice seeing that you didn’t get eaten by anything else since we last saw each other.”

“Yeah, being eaten by anything else would have just been… anticlimactic.”

The two of you waved one last time and said farewell for now. Wow, you thought, he is a cute one. After that you joined the little group of people looking like lost tourists to try and find your dorm.

—-

A few weeks later, after getting all settled in with your classes and a new roomie, your phone buzzed. Looking at the caller ID you saw that it said UNKNOWN.

Flipping it open you said, “Hellllllllo, this is Y/N and you are a go.”

“Uh, yeah, hi. This is Zach, I was just wondering if you wanted to get coffee or something?”

“Oh, uh, when?”

“Maybe now I guess?”

“Mmmm, no good. I am completely swamped at the moment. How about tomorrow? At lunch?”

“Yeah, that sounds great! At that little place across the street?”

“Sounds good, see you then.”

“Yeah, see ya!”

You were just about to hang up the phone and go back to homework when shouting came from the phone, “Oh, wait! Earlier, I didn’t say, but it was really nice seeing you again too.”

You smiled, “Later Dino Boy.”

—-

After you cleaned up and got out of the dorm, breathing your first breath of fresh air in what seems like a year, you made your way to across the street, seeing Zach outside the door. Smiling, the two of you went inside, ordered your respective coffees, and sat down. For about an hour the two of you talked about family life and other things, catching up, laughing at the others story. After that you had to say your goodbyes, having more homework and studying to do. Although you promised to get more coffee sometime soon.

After long years of rigorous work, the two of you graduated, you went to work for Jurassic World and so did Zach, although he worked far away from the actual dinosaurs. The two of you still go out for coffee all the time as well.

Anything else would have been… anticlimactic.

so Paradise California is gone

i haven’t seen any noise about this on tumblr yet, but a fire has completely wiped out a small town in california.

they’re calling it the camp fire. over 20,000 residents have been evacuated so far, the last area estimates i heard were over an hour ago at 18,000 acres and its still zero percent contained.

this is the smoke from about 18 miles away from the fire three hours ago. if you know anyone near chico, paradise, oroville or durham california you might want to check they’re okay

Thanks a lot for writing I'm Keeping it! It was awesome like all of your work is! Thanks again for the stories you and your beautiful mind of yours make ! 💕💕💕

You're super duper awesome and thank you so much! Its your brains that are amazing, I just put your ideas into words, you give me the inspiration! :-)

The FCC's plans to end net neutrality could be killed in court

Last week saw the Federal Communications Commission’s chairman, Ajit Pai, release a plan to eliminate net neutrality protections. An FCC vote is set for December 14 when the repeal is expected to pass on a 3-2 majority. This may sound…

Keep this going!!!!

Something Heavy

One-Shot: Can you do a one shot where the reader is with Zach and Gray in the back of the truck when the velociraptors are chasing them and idk, the reader almost falls out of the vehicle or whatever while trying to scare away the raptors and Zach saves her and they kiss, idk? There aren’t much Zach imagines, and he’s like, the loml

You basically fell down when the woman named Claire told you and her nephews to get into the back of the truck. Today had been a really long freaking day, mostly involving trying to not get eaten by any number of dinosaurs, and you had just about had enough of it.

You had gotten together and started fighting for your life with the boys when you were stupid enough and tried to investigate a hole in the fence and fell in. Whatever propelled the glass ball you were in wasn’t strong enough to get back up the steep hill so you turned around and went to find another way in, and thats when you saw them, in another ball just across a clearing containing five dinosaurs. You had tried to signal them about the big white one behind them but it was too late. While they slipped out from a hole in the glass you had decided it would be better to stick with them and climbed out of the door and raced after the boys. The three of you ended up jumping off of a small cliff and into a large pool of blue water until whatever kind of dinosaur that was went away.

After surviving that and then the Pterodactyls, you all thought it was best to stick together. And now here you were, all safe and sound in the back of the metal walled truck. You, Zach, and Gray all knew about the plan to use the Raptors to track the white beast and were trying to cram into the tiny window to see what was happening on Claire’s tablet. After a few minutes or so, they found it, and just when it was getting to the good part Claire decided that you were all too young to see what was going to happen next, which was probably for the best.

You and the boys were talking when suddenly the truck doors flew open and a man wearing body armor burst in, “Run! They’re coming, run-” and then he was pounced on by one of Owen’s Raptors and taken away.

All of you started yelling at Claire to get moving and almost fell out when the truck shot off. That didn’t concern the Raptors one bit though, as they used their speed and kept gaining on the moving vehicle.

You and Zach looked at each other, seemingly thinking the same thing, that you needed to defend yourselves. The two of you got up, careful not to fall out, and looked for something heavy. Zach grabbed what looked like an air tank, so you grabbed the second one. At the same time you heaved the objects out of the door, trying to aim for the reptilian figures. They sidestepped them as easily as walking around a pole on a sidewalk.

You both of you slumped down, out of ideas, when Gray yelled form behind you, “Hey! What about these?” He held up what looked like a two pronged taser.

“Yeah!” Zach said, “Turn it on, turn it on!”

“I don’t know how,” Gray replied.

Zach glanced at you, “You ok?”

“I’m fine, just go!”

You looked around for other things to throw and grabbed one of the metal boxes you had been sitting on earlier and was just about to toss it when the truck made a violent jerk to the left, tossing you off balance.

You were just about to fall over and into the grips of an awaiting Raptor when you were yanked back by the hem of your pants and into safety. Zach pulled you in and swung you around into his arms, there was a moment where it was just the two of you, standing there and looking at each other. Then, without even thinking, you smashed your lips into his, being a part of what seemed the longest and best kiss ever. Finally, the two of you parted and looked at each other, “Wow,” he said, “That was, um, it was-”

“Gross for all other parties in the back of this truck,” Gray interrupted, “And really bad timing, now come on!”

Zach glanced at you went and turned the taser thing on, taking out another one of the Raptors. You grabbed the second one and did the same thing with another one, this time making an effort to stay in the truck. When it seemed that all the Raptors were gone for now all three of you slumped down, adrenaline levels dropping back to normal.

Soon, you all met up with Owen and tried to get off the island. That didn’t work too well, but after Claire brought in the T-Rex everything else went pretty smoothly.

After all dinosaurs were gone and everyone was safe and being patched up, you went over to where Zach was sitting, “Hey,” you said, “Thanks for keeping me from being Raptor food.”

He looked up at you, “Oh yeah, um, yo- you’re welcome, I guess? I mean it was- it wouldn’t have been fun for any of us if you became Raptor food. I mean, you’re like, really cool.”

You smiled, “Thanks, you’re really cool too.”

There was a moment of silence, “So,” Zach began, “I was just wondering if, y'know, when we got out of here if you wanted to, get together some time? See a movie or whatever?”

“I would love to,” you said, grabbing a pen someone had left behind and writing your number on his hand. “Once you get a phone again, call me sometime and we can make it a date, I guess.”

He smiled, “Yeah, awesome.”

Wow, you thought, maybe you should fall out of the back of trucks more often.