I'm Making The LeBlanc Special Curry. Wish Me Luck.

JESUS CHRIST

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Hell yeah I do

Please check your testosterone

Stolen from twitter but it's important

Source given on twitter

And original tweet

Ayyy tiny potato dog

Penni's hits a little to close.

my beyond the spiderverse predictions ☝️ (find my other spiderverse shit here)

(I'm entirely ace, but something about this is too funny to just pass by)

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

I wanna doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Everyone deserves soup and/or hot cocoa

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

Nah they knew what that were doing, it was just finding the right people to read it

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

I'm just gonna assume that everyone got the Zoro tag