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Writing prompts bitches

Rules: Choose a prompt and a character from my master list you would like to request for. Choose the number and the character of your choice, beware of the rules. I only write for Gn and male reader. You may request the same prompt twice with different characters.

Child reader will be able to be requested.

Nsfw will be able with top or bottom reader. You need to specify if you want a surprise, simply say writers choice.

Minors will not be able to request Nsfw. Please specify if you want nsfw

I will not allow females on here. This is a male reader blog. Get the fuck out ya crazy Bl women and men.

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“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to bite it for you.”

Yell at me again and I’ll give you a reason to scream- (nsfw prompt)

”Im fully convinced.. You never graduated kindergarten.”

I’ll just go ahead and fuck myself!- (nsfw prompt)

“Im trying to hide a fucking body what do you need?” Well I- Fuck do you mean a body? “Someone tried to touch, [Name].” Oh. “Mm.

I wanna do bad things to you.. Fuck- (HARD nsfw prompt)

“You look nice in my eyes, you wonderful decadent bitch.”

I shit you not.. That ghost has a knife! “Ghosts can’t touch corporeal things!” Ghosts also can’t bleed but look! “That’s a human in a sheet, you fucking idiots.” Oh.

“Your thighs are pillows and the softest thing ever. Be mine.”

Your like.. The cutest little shit ever.

“Oh god.. It’s.. Its.. It’s my boyfriend coming to beat your ass.”

Your like cake. Sweet all around, some people may not like it, but fuck that. I’d love to eat you.- (Nsfw or crack prompt- specify or say surprise me.)

“Could you man handle me like that?” Excuse me? -(possible nsfw prompt)

Excuse me? Sir? Yea with the nice ass- can I get your number?

”Yeah, no yeah.. He hasn’t eaten any people so far.” (Possibly black butler dialogue)

You are literally as sweet a my sweet tooth. “That’s not— w-what?”

“Hmm. I want cuddles.”

I will add more soon. Enjoy. Read the rules.

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What's David Bowie doing on a cat?

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Ayyy tiny potato dog

Just doing what we should all do

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

Lines up pretty fuckin well

10 Stages of Genocide

Classification: People are divided into “us and them”

Symbolization: People are forced to identify themselves

Discrimination: People begin to face systematic discrimination

Dehumanization: People equated with animals, vermin, or diseases

Organization: The government creates specific groups (police, military, etc) to enforce the policies

Polarization: The government broadcasts propaganda to turn the populace against the group

Preparation: Official action to remove or relocate people

Persecution: Beginning of murders, theft of property, trial massacres

Extermination: Wholesale elimination of the group. It is “extermination” and not murder because the people are not considered human.

Denial: The government denies that it has committed any crime

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

It only gets worse huh?

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Ok so funny thing is, I don't know if I'm trans.

So I don't LIKE my body (body dysmorphia), but I also tend to have thoughts that I dont like that I'm female presenting. I don't think I would be better off as a man, but rather wish I had the genitals of one.

In the end, I identify as a gender fluid person who leans very heavily on the non-binary and masc side of the spectrum who wishes they had a penis.

I have a feeling none of this made a lick of sense

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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

Well....

Does he-

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

(I'm entirely ace, but something about this is too funny to just pass by)

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

I forgot for a little bit BUT I REMEMBERED

HOW MANY MORE OF THESE DUMB MEMES WILL I HAVE TO MAKE