Leave Him Alone 😭😭 (it’s True Though)

Bro this argument is still going on. They’re fucking brothers, period. They were raised together as brothers. No other way around it.

Please educate YOURSELF person (not you nine)

this is the definition of sworn brothers by a chinese author, so stop spreading hate and educate yourself (I’m being genuine btw, I used to hate on ships like those too, but not anymore cause it isn’t actual incest)

My heart 🤍

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧

A/N : i have nothing to say other than the fact there will be an excessive amount of twitch slang bc why tf not + just,,, heavy streamer!albedo brainrot ;-;

AIGHT

streamer albedo

…

pog—

so before we get into him being whipped for u, let’s go over the type of strimmer mr Kreideprinz is

fun fact that’s his twitch name—

albedo would be the type to do lots of variety streams of different games, but also the occasional art one if he wants to have a chill stream with his chat !!

speaking of chat… they’re an odd mix of wholesome supporters, KAPPA + POGGERS + catJAM (bc he always has some bangers on in the bg like yes u bless our ears my guy) + KEKW + EZ Clap + his own emotes spammers, mr albedo’s very own shrimps (me, ahEm—), and ppl who just appreciate his voice + gameplay

if there’s a troll he just bans them OMEGALUL

omg he has lots of emotes (which he made in some of his art streams so his viewers could choose some) for every scenario but we’ll get into the popular ones in a bit 👁👁

he’s most definitely one of the bigger, well-known streamers but with a smaller group of friends

his discord server has,,, a lot of ppl,,, 70k+ ppl big,,, rip notifs if ur in it ;-;

he has it muted tho 🐥 like, sir, that’s ur server pay the goddamn price smh

wait i forgot to mention this but he has his webcam on when streaming

so u can bet ur chickens that when ppl come to visit his stream bc of whatever category he has on, they stay for his visuals and voice <33

his twt 🤡 mans gets 1k+ likes, rts, comments within the first 5-10 mins

omg he gets soft when he receives sm support from his community 🥺🥺

gifts so many subs when hitting milestones, chat is wholesome or just whenever really HJKSDHKL 

also doesn’t swear much unless he gets played by his own game and/or someone is being incredibly annoying <//3

he also just,,, eats on stream

albedo straight up takes his webcam with him to show him cooking if his viewers ask for it

or he just orders food then and there and eats while chatting to everyone or watching youtube with his chat 🥺

nOW ONTO HIM BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER

this AR55 man 👩‍🦯

he can literally produce content from anything

from artifact farming, to spiral abyss, to running around mindlessly, to building characters he would normally never build, to him seeing how high up is considered too high to dive

and everyone eats it up bc it’s albedo <3

also !! he’s the type who includes the story quests in his streams so his reaction and thoughts on everything is just,,, there

now when u were first introduced in the prologue (yes ur one of the ogs + involved in the dvalin fight <33) he blanked and all his viewers could see was u on screen with him staring blankly in the bottom right of the screen

this man straight up saw u in a cutscene for one second and fell in love

his chat went wild omfg

he immediately made an emote for u and that’s his most popular one 😌

but i kid u not, the moment u appeared in that cutscene (one in which he will forever treasure in the crevices of his heart) was the moment he asked this exact question ;

“ so (y/n) banner when? ” 

and mihoyo heard his pleas and answered with ur event banner 

except it was like,, 4 months later 

at least ur finally here tho :’)

now he can have his lil science-y moments with ur voicelines ;-;

yes, ur the chief alchemist but ✨ 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 ✨

…

shut up

n e who

when he saw the notification from mihoyo’s official forums that u will be a playable character in the new update — along with new characters, region, events & a domain — i shit u not he did a rt, his own tweet, an announcement on the community feature on youtube, and made constant reminders to his viewers on twitch abt how he will be a (y/n) haver no matter what

he even added future (y/n) haver in his twt display name

what a shrimp—

the 1.2 update stream 🐥 he was there waiting for it to go live with like,,, 19k viewers spamming his chat abt predictions and obv ur official release + showcase

and when i say this man fell even more in love while watching ur trailer and character showcase 🥺 he wouldn’t stop smiling or being in awe bc ur just??? so stunning???

mihoyo clearly has a favourite child and it’s u

chat was spamming ur exclusive emote like crazy oml

u can bet it was also flooded with lots of POGs and POGGERS 

overall it was a very fun, chaotic stream filled with lots of (y/n) appreciation and love <33

also a very memorable stream for all his viewers bc of the side of albedo they rarely see unless ur involved

the day ur banner was to go live tho 🐥

the streams leading up to the fateful day consisted of him farming ur mats 

that’s it

boss runs, local specialties, hero wits, talent books, the mats needed for ur weapon he was inevitably going to pull for (only the best for the best, afterall) and many domain runs

many painful domain runs

all of it was worth it tho bc ur worth everything :’)

an actual quote said by him—

at least he can get u and ur weapon to lvl 90 right off the bat with all the artifacts tailored for u ;-;

and get u to that point he did HJSDKJF

once ur banner dropped? immediately started wishing

2 multis in and he gets u 😣

albedo nearly cried and was the literal embodiment of head in hands

wHEN I SAY HIS CHAT BLEW TF UP AND HIS MODS JOINED IN

modCheck has left the chat

everyone’s rooting for him :’)

pulled for ur weapon and got it in 1 multi

sir give me ur luck pls and ty

but yes he nearly choked on the gASP he let out while chat screamed even more

he blanked for a bit, i won’t lie ;-;

but when he realised this was real, he immediately went to his party set up and put u in

can we all get an f in the chat for his lvl 10 tartaglia 😔💔👊

his chat usually rages at him to build him but if he’s being honest, he cba

ur vl when he put u in the party tho <333

now he’s just spent half an hour running around with u, letting u do ur idle animations (will always be grateful for mihoyo creating u like this), reading ur very limited (for now—) character story and going through ur voicelines 

ur morning & about us (when he unlocks it) voiceline >>>>> his heart be running laps rn i swear

eventually he does begin to build u after much admiration on his end and at lvl 1 with lvl 20 artifacts, u already have 1.6k atk 🐥

now after he levels u and ur weapon to lvl 90, u have 2.8k atk 🐥

rip mobs <//3

he now plays u as his main dps 😌

the kit initially designed for u is meant to be more for support?? kinda like the whole ganyu or zhongli debate abt them being a dps or a support/sub dps ;-;

except ur more utility like venti or bennett

and even though the majority said at the beginning (aka, mihoyo, pretty much any other streamer and the larger part of the fanbase) that ur meant for support, he said fuck that and built u as his main dps

and i won’t lie, u do more damage than any of his characters, and ppl who co op with him

ur his pride and joy :’)

he went to take a look at ur consts to see if they were worth the rng suffering and, lo-and-behold,

they were

so now he’s using all his saved primos for u to try and get ur c6 const, along with making ur weapon r5 :’)

his chat gets a free view of him internally suffering when the gold light doesn’t come, and his external suffering when he loses the 50/50

in the end, he decided to whale for u <33

after nearly an hour, he has u to c6 and ur weapon to r5 ;-;

now all he’s been doing the whole stream is running around with u in open world, doing his daily farming, doing more domain and boss runs, exploring the new region (dragonspine) + ur story quest

he’s saving the event quest for another stream bc ✨content✨ 

in ur quest, he had multiple heart attacks and now has many, many screenshots <3

he now has a zoomed in pic of ur face as his twt pfp <33

okay so i also feel like he’s not all that bothered abt getting characters to friendship level 10 immediately and would rather let it happen through time

but obv ur not any other character *proceeds to debby ryan at u*

even if ur not fit for a particular domain or boss, he still puts u in the party so when collecting the blossom/rewards, u can get the friendship exp ;-;

he just wants ur name card so he can show off okay 🥺

when he lets his viewers pick out the playlist, 98% of the songs are from ur character demo theme 

they just know him so well 😩

they also just wanna see the way he smiles when he hears it play but shhhhhh

now he just has his in-game avatar as u, and ur namecard too <33

also his signature is just ;

“ (y/n)’s favourite streamer ”

Keep reading

I’m ✨soft✨ for this

— title; and i had the best days with you

— pairing; diluc ragnvindr x younger sibling! reader (platonic)

— summary; in which diluc’s younger sibling is a zombie (like qiqi) but he loves them all the same.

— notes; this is my first time writing for diluc, so i hope it’s not too ooc !!

❋ diluc sometimes wishes he didn’t have a pyro vision. he’s so afraid of hurting you, especially since you’re a zombie and you don’t do well with heat now. in the beginning, he was reluctant to even hold your hand (you were unconcerned, and ended up grabbing his hand as you’d always done), and though he’s relaxed a little bit more now, he still only holds your hand when he’s wearing his gloves, just to be sure.

still, the chill of your skin always leeches through his gloves, and it makes diluc sad sometimes. you’re so cold now, a far cry from how warm you used to be when you were still alive, and all he can think of is his inability to protect you when you needed it the most.

Keep reading

Do what you need to!!

should I take a writing hiatus

I can’t answer asks again yay 😁🤕

Master List

You have all been waiting for it, so here it is~

updated: 5/16/21

Everyone

Reacting to WAP 

Twist Dorms Haunted House Groups 

Everyone’s Hogwarts House 

Fem!SO with BDSM tendencies wants to tie them up –semi spicy 

Would I beat them in a fight 

Pet Names for S/O 

Genshin Impact Mains (pre-1.2) 

Valentines Dates with them 

Reacting to a finding out/seeing their fem!S/O is busty 

Reaction to a horror movie protagonist MC

Dorm Leaders 

Fem/MC Slipping a love letting into their locker 

Dorm Leaders with a crush they think won’t be returned 

Fem! SO with a high spice drive– Spicy 

Getting approval from their Fem!S/O big brother 

When they have a high spice drive– Spicy 

S/O Does the WAP dance 

Jealous because of their S/O Best Friend 

S/O with Hemophobia

S/O that gets badly hurt protecting them  

Sharing a bed with them 

Fem!SO wanting to put make up on them 

FaceF*cking a female s/o – spicy 

Reacting to receiving portraits of themselves/reader 

Dick Headcannons– Spicy 

Small God S/O

Being Made brownies for their hard work 

with Music Prodigy MC 

S/O brother appears at RSA

Fem!Reader and Super supportive Male!BFF

Jealous of their vice dorm leaders and S/O 

S/O grinding on them in their sleep 

Watching S/O smile with their best friend 

Reacting to their S/O wearing their hoodie

Reacting to their S/O gifting them a Squishmallow

Reacting to a usually calm!Fem!S/O getting in a fight for them

Fem!S/O Doing domestic chores around the dorm

Catching their dorm members trying peep on fem!MC changing 

Reacting to MC wearing a wedding dress not knowing it is for a play

Fem!S/O cheering for them at a Magishift match in a cheer uniform

Dorm Leaders reactions to a Dark Magical Girl!MC

Dorm Leaders with a S/O based on Tiana

Walking on Fem!MC pleasing themselves and saying their names–spicy 

Reacting to Fem!S/O punching a guy who was creepy to her

Vice Dorm Leaders (note: no Ortho, +Ruggie)

Fem/MC Slipping a love letting into their locker 

Their types of romantic partners 

Jealous of their dorm leader getting close to their S/O 

How they act when they have a crush 

Small god S/O 

Being made brownies for their hard work 

Finding out their S/O can sing really well 

Heartslabyul 

Ace and Deuce handling jealousy 

Adeuce Body Switch 3way with reader– Spicy 

Being Overstimulated/watched by Fem!dom –Spicy 

Adeuce liking the same person 

Che’nya X Reader– purring to help with period cramps 

Riddle Rosehearts

Aftercare Scenario after a rough session– Spicy

Cubby!SO who is self conscious of their body 

Crush gives them a kiss on the cheek for helping with school work

Overblot! Riddle x Fem!reader– Spicy 

With a Shy to Blunt S/O

With a Half-Slime S/O

Finding out S/O used to be a lingerie model– Spicy Scenario 

Ace Trappola 

Hurry Up– Spicy ficklet

Spying on Reader in the Shower– Spicy Scenario 

Girlfriends ankle getting hurt in PE 

Masturbating then fem crush walks in and offers to help–spicy 

Propositioned in the locker room after checking out Male!reader’s piercings–spice

Deuce Spade

Test Drive– Spicy Ficklet 

Girlfriends ankle getting hurt in PE 

S/O Dry humping in their sleep– Spicy 

Fem!MC helping him out of trouble 

Cop!Deuce– Spice 

Fem!crush who has to take breaks on stairs due to asthma 

Cater Diamond 

Girlfriends ankle getting hurt in PE 

Photo Loading– Spicy Ficklet

MC with an irrational fear of hair dryers 

Bukkake with clones– Spicy 

S/O who hates the sound of their own voice 

Trey Clover

Crush gives them a kiss on the cheek for helping with school work 

S/O Dry humping in their sleep–Spicy 

Happy Birthday Trey– Spicy 

MC with an irrational fear of hair dryers 

S/O who hates the sound of their own voice 

Reacting to a S/O who has a daddy kink

Fem!crush who has to take breaks on stairs due to asthma 

Savanahclaw

Surprise Hug from behind from S/O 

Fem!S/O asking to be bred–spicy 

Being Overstimulated/watched by Fem!dom–Spicy 

Dating a Male!S/O with colorful wings–spicy 

Significant other who likes to play fight

Leona Kingscholar 

Chubby!SO who is self conscious of their body 

Fem!SO who bites/scratched them 

Fem!S/O who sleeps as much as him 

Overblot!Leona and Fem!reader–Spicy 

Male!S/O who is a barbarian prince–spicy 

Postoverblot!Leona x Fem!reader– Spicy

Propositioned in the locker room after checking out male!Reader’s piercings–spice

Being whispered dirty things by the s/o in public – spice

Jack Howl

S/O Dry humping in their sleep– Spicy 

Platonic MC being temporarily blind 

Catching his Fem!crush after she falls off her broom 

S/O who is a Video Game designer 

Fem!crush who has to take breaks on stairs due to asthma 

Ruggie Bucchi 

Him and S/O in bear onesies 

Male!S/O who is a barbarian prince–spicy 

Propositioned in the locker room after checking out male!reader’s piercings– spice

Octavinelle

Feelings about a slightly chubby S/O 

Confessing to a fem!MC 

Parents meeting MC 

Selkie S/O presenting them with their pelt 

Fem!S/O turning into a mer like them 

Learning their Fem S/O knows how to pole dance –slight spice 

Azul Ashengrotto 

Crush gives them a kiss on the cheek for helping with school work 

Azul with a S/O who doesn’t gain weight easily

S/O finding a photo of him as a child 

Ice Queen S/O seeing his baby photo post blot 

Baby Azul traveling to the future and hanging out with Azul’s crush 

Overblot!Azul and Fem!Reader– Spicy 

S/O who hates the sound of their own voice 

Postblot!Azul and Fem!reader– Spicy 

Super Spicy Azul x Reader

S/O who is a Video Game designer 

Finding out S/O used to be a famous lingerie model– Spicy Scenario 

Being whispered dirty things in public by their S/O– spice 

Jade Leech

Helping an MC with Low Self-Esteem 

With a shy to blunt S/O

Significant other who has bad friend– Scenario 

Yandere!Jade x reader – Scenario w/ Trigger Warnings

Dom!Jade degrading and tieing up Fem!Sub Reader – Scenario 

Floyd Leech

Fem!SO who bites/scratches them 

Brings S/O to the lounge to relax 

Platonic MC being temporarily blind 

Lovers Theme by Herve Roy 

With a shy to blunt S/O

Male!S/O who is a barbarian prince–Spicy 

With a half-slime S/O

Propositioned in the locker room after checking out male!reader’s piercings–spice 

Being whispered dirty things in public by their S/O– spice

Scarabia

Dating a Male!SO with colorful bird wings– Spicy 

S/O who has and does Henna Tattoos

Kalim Al-Asim 

Girlfriends ankle getting hurt in PE 

Chubby!SO who is self conscious of their body 

S/O who hates the sound of their own voice 

Jamil Viper

Aftercare Scenario after a rough session–Spicy 

Crush gives them a kiss on the cheek for helping with school work 

Helping an MC with Low Self-Esteem 

Overblot!Jamil with Fem!reader –Spice 

S/O Braiding their Hair 

At at Gala Event with fem!SO– soft spice 

Study session with Fem!MC, fluffy 

With a shy to blunt s/o

Postblot!Jamil x Fem Reader–Spicy

Reacting to a normally Calm!Fem!S/O getting in a fight for them 

With a Fem!S/O who sings along as he dances 

propostioned after checking out male!reader’s piercings in the locker room – spice

Pomefiore

Vil and Neige sharing a S/O 

Confessing to their crush 

Vil and Neige with a reader who is insecure about dating them !poly

Walking with MC in the snow

Meeting their parents –Scenario 

General poly Vil x Neige x Reader headcanons 

Poly Vil x Neige x Rook x reader, comforting reader

Vil Schoenheit 

S/O braiding his hair 

MC with an irrational fear of hair dryers 

Vil with a Famous Fem! SO having to keep their relationship secret 

Tsundere!Vil 

With a half-slime S/O

Overblot!Vil X Reader– Spicy

Giving a make over to Fem!reader 

With a Fem!S/O Who loves Baking

S/O who has Anorexia 

Rook Hunt 

Helping an MC with Low Self-Esteem 

MC with an irrational fear of hair dryers 

Platonic MC being temporarily blind 

Reacting to a S/O who has a daddy kink

With a half-slime S/O

S/O who has Anorexia 

Epel Felmeir 

Male!S/O who is a Barbarian Prince– Spicy 

With a Fem!S/O Who loves Baking

propositioned in the locker room after checking out male!reader’s piercings– spice

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud 

S/O falling asleep while he plays games 

Platonic MC being temporarily blind 

S/O who is a Video Game Designer 

Diasomnia 

Going into a Haunted House with a Fem/Reader 

Malleus and Lilia when a Reader covers their face during spice–Spicy 

Confession Head cannons 

Diasomnia and Fem! Guard

Malleus X Reader X Neige soft headcannons 

Diasomnia boys when Fem!S/O Reader kabedons them and it backfires

Malleus Draconia 

Aftercare Scenario after a rough session–Spicy 

Crush gives them a kiss on the cheek for helping with school work 

Fem!S/O asking to be bred–Spicy 

Walking with MC in the snow

Reacting to a S/O who has a daddy kink

Male!S/O who is a Barbarian Prince–Spicy 

Lilia Vanrouge 

Helping an MC with Low Self-Esteem 

Jealous Lilia Breeding Fem!S/O– Spicy 

Walking with MC in the snow

with a shy to blunt s/o

Reacting to a s/o with a daddy kink

With a half-slime S/O

With a S/O who is older then them 

Finding out S/O used to be a famous lingerie model– Spicy Scenario 

Silver

S/O Dry humping in their sleep – Spicy 

With a Fem! S/O Who loves baking

Fem!crush who has to take breaks on stairs due to asthma 

Dom Silver x Fem!reader – spicy scenerio 

Staff

Staff dealing with a chaotic drunk fem!reader who confesses to them 

Crowley   

Crowley x fem!guidence councilor – Spicy Scenario 

Random

Disney Princesses TWST dorms

Shipping Jamil and Vil outside of TWST Universe  

Giselle TWST Dorm 

How tf do I respond to human affection. heLP -

Hot News; I have a Tumblr Username as a famous Youtuber

Dear writers of tumblr,

Guys I just found something shocking 😰

Did you know that.. gay people.. EXIST?!!!

I KNOW RIGHT! I WAS SO SHOCKED TOO!

Turns out, not everyone who simp for fictional men are women! 😰

AND not all women simp for fictional men!

ANOTHER SHOCKER THAT I’VE FOUND WAS.. not all people go by she/her and he/him pronouns! 😰😰

And get this.. some women.. are born AMAB!! I KNOW RIGHT??? THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT!! Same thing with men too! Some are born AFAB!!

OH AND GET THIS.. some people.. are AROMANTIC!! AND ACESEXUAL TOO!!

Oh wait 🥺🥺 I forgot.. gays aren’t real, trans people are aliens from mars, and aro/ace individuals are just confused!

Jokes aside, get tf better bro. I dont give a flying fuck ab you and your wittle feewings 🥺 be inclusive. Tag YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

TRANS PEOPLE EXIST

GAY PEOPLE EXIST

ARO/ACE PEOPLE EXIST

and dont even get me STARTED on poc 💀 ya’ll instantly start fucking SHUDDERING at the mere IDEA that not EVERY person who reads fanfictions online are caucasion.

Also, yes, I’m aware not every writer is a delusional snowflake. However, unfortunately, the majority of the community is.

If you are one of such inclusive writers (even if all you do is tag your works properly) I wish you the very best. <3 Thank you, for your acknowledgment of neglected minorities is just.. amazing! <3 And for those who write for these minorities.. THANK YOU! Your works, even if they may be small or lazy, have made someones day. :)

I wanna do it too

Request Genshin!chr reader x twst.

Or just ANY requests please I’m dying here.