I Wanna Do It Too

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I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

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So you gonna friend me or not?? What’s you FC??? (Friend code)

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Damn....that’s a lot.

Should I go through twst smut and write down EVERYONE who liked it reblogged it 😇

I’m about to roll soon. She gonna come home, I will drag her !

Had to spent money for ayaka because SOMEONE didn’t come home.

I’m out here 😭 living 😭 tho 😭

NDHDJD HELP 😭😭 i hope u didnt have to spend too much tho and that she came early so u have smth left ;-;

Goodnight 💆‍♀️

New story soon hopefully

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I am open to draw 2 OCs to be with Honeyuu- so- um- yeah-

That Flower Shop in Mondstadt (Various Mondstadt Characters)

“Oh! Mr. Diluc!” Diluc comes to your flower boutique every morning to pick up new flowers to replace to freshen up his winery which was just next door to your boutique. You always wonder why such a wealthy man would wanna buy flowers from your plain, humble shop. He had all the money in the world to buy much more beautiful flowers from much more famous and luxurious flower boutiques, so why buy here? Well, you weren’t one to question him, and you didn’t mind him.

“Good morning,” he simply stated as he went back to looking at the flowers.

“Those windwheel asters….did they come in yesterday?”

“Yeah! My family is constantly harvesting flowers, and I’m trying my best to help them!”

Your family run a farm all the way back in Liyue where they not just sell flowers, but fruits and vegetables too. 

“Are you perhaps preparing for the Windblume Festival to take place? You sure have a loaded amount of it, as well as cecilias.”

“Well, I told them that and asked if they can import more of those flowers to, you know..”

“Economics.”

You giggled at his statement.

Your shop was at hot topic during the Windblume Festival. Not only were your flowers good quality, but they were cheap too, something you prided over your shop.

“Anyways, I would like to buy these windwheel asters.”

“Alright!”

After paying for his flowers, you greeted him.

“Hope you have a nice Windblume Festival, Diluc!”

It wasn’t visible, but his face was printed with a small smile on his delicate features.

“You too.”

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“Good afternoon, y/n!”

“Hi, y/n!”

“Jean! Barbara! Welcome!”

Jean and Barbara, the two beautiful sisters, would always come here to visit your boutique to check out new flowers and, of course check up on their best friend, you. Always in the early afternoon.

“So, y/n. What tea have you brewed today?”

“Some osmanthus tea.”

Your family love delivering herbs to you, just so you won’t miss the taste of home. You found that really sweet, and also a great opportunity to share this earthy tea to others not from Liyue.

“Ooh! Nice!”

You poured the tea into three teacups as the smell of the osmanthus tea wafted through the air which helped calm the atmosphere of the tranquil boutique.

“One for you and one for you.”

“Thanks y/n!”

“Thank you very much, y/n.”

“Hope you have a wonderful Windblume Festival!”

“You too!”

“Yeah!”

You three giggled.

“Cheers!”

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“See you got super excited over the Windblume decorations of your store, y/n!”

“Yes, hello Venti.”

The bard would come to your boutique randomly, but always in the afternoon. He likes coming to your boutique to talk about many things and he even offered to play some music for some “boutique jazz” is what he liked to call.

“Say, I like those turquoise and gold banners you have this year!”

“You don’t say?”

“Mhm! Anyways, do you still have some of that, ahem, osmanthus wine of yours your family is also well known for?~” he raised his eyebrows with that, oh so, suggestive smirk. He might be cute, but he was very much a mischievous bard.

“Yes, yes, I do,” you smiled and rolled your eyes, taking out the auburn bottle with a yellow gold and white label on it.

“Ahahahaha! Wonderful! As thanks, I’d like to invite you to be one of my pupils!”

Oh, you know this. He always does it every Windblume Festival where he would get people and teach people on how to write a good poem. Looks like you made pre-payment for a class you haven’t attend yet.

“Oh, no, I really shouldn’t! Ahehe…”

“Oh where’s the fun, y/n? It’ll be way more fun than last year! Promise!”

You sighed. That’s what he said every year. But you couldn’t resist thos adorable puppy eyes he was giving you. Ah, he’s lucky he’s cute.

“Alright, fine.”

“That’s the spirit, y/n! Meet you at five in the evening! Have a wonderful Windblume Festival!”

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“Albedo.”

“Y/n”

Albedo came here to buy your flowers and use them for experiements.

Sometimes he came with Sucrose but it looks like today he came alone.

“Any flowers you would like to buy?”

“Hmmm, yes. Those qinxings and wolfhooks over there.”

“Alright.”

As he finished paying, he asked you, “So, y/n. Have any plans for today’s Windblume Festival?”

“Oh, eh, yeah. Just recently. Venti asked me to participate in his poetry class,” you sighed.

He simply chuckled. “Well, that’s nice.”

He gave you an amber stone, on it, or more like inside it, was a cecilia.

“I was experimenting with minerals and in the process I made this. I found it quite beautiful, so I thought maybe I should give it to you for the Windblume Festival.”

You smiled softly. “Yeah, it really is beautiful. Thank you so much, Albedo!”

“You too!”

“Oh yeah, tell Sucrose I said hi!”

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“K-Kaeya??”

“Why if it isn’t the Lady Silk Flower herself, y/n!”

“Please stop calling me that…”

Kaeya was that flirtatious knight, as well as Diluc’s brother. He would always be at Diluc’s winery to drink together with Venti and Rosaria. He’s not really there to buy flowers, more so of your osmanthus wine you sold, but he’s not really a regular customer, nor was he a rare visitor. Usually in the evening. But as charming as he is, why did he want to learn poetry when he’s a natural at being a poetic and constructive flirter?

“Well, Venti, what do you say?”

“Deal!”

You groaned internally. Great, now there’s homework.

“So, Silk Flower, what are you going to be writing about?” Kaeya asked as he gave you a playful smirk.

As much as this guy was pulling at your nerves, you couldn’t help but swoon internally of how fine he looks. That damn knight.

“Love,” you said as your facial features remain stoic.

“Ahahaha! Oh you!”

There was a comfortable silence between the both of you.

“Why not tomorrow at seven in the evening I invite you over to the Dawn Winery? Hm?~ Don’t worry, the drinks are on me.”

“I don’t really drink, but, if you want, I can bring a bottle of my family’s osmanthus wine?” you offered.

He simply let out a soft chuckle before he used his hand and gently grab your chin and tilted you up to face him.

“I just want you, though.~”

You blushed a crimson red before you pushed him away. “Oh shush! You want my wine or not?!”

“Of course , of course!” he laughed

Geez.

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“Hm?”

“Surprise!”

Dawn Winery was filled with all the familiar faces. From Diluc to Sucrose and even Albedo was there, smiling.

“What’s going on?”

“It’s a thank you party of course!”

“Thank you party?”

“Yes,” now Diluc got your attention, “Before Windblume, I saw you working day in and out to import and export flowers, and of course your family wine. We just wanted to thank you and that we appreciate your hard work, y/n. You’re flowers and presence really freshen and lighten our day.”

“Mhm! Now come sit down and be merry with us, y/n!” Venti exclaimed with that drunk smile of his.

“You-you guys…you really didn’t have to do this.”

“Of course we had to, y/n,” Jean smiled warmly.

Barbara nodded. “Yeah! You deserve it!”

Albedo simply nodded.

“But-”

Diluc cut you off as he pat your head to which you instantly shut up and looked at him with a slightly red face.

“Yes. Yes you do, y/n. Now, let us enjoy this moment together. All of us.”

Now he really smiled.

TWST Azul’s senior

Let’s have a scenario where y/n is an Octavinelle 3rd year while Azul, Jade and Floyd are all 1st years. You’re the Dorm leader before Azul, before giving up the position to him. Let’s see how this goes! Thank you!

“Welcome to Octavinelle!”

That was what Azul heard as he stepped into the Octavinelle dormitory for the first time. Together with Jade and and Floyd, they looked in awe at the place. Lounge decorated with chandeliers, sofas were a plush lavender, the tinkering of glasses as some students in Octavinelle were catering to other students of other dormitories.

How interesting, he thought.

Then he saw them.

(eye colour), bright eyes, contrast with their (skin colour) tone, complemented with a warm, welcoming smile.

This was the dorm leader.

“What you see here, first years, is our lounge. We haven’t had a proper name for it yet, thus we just called it the Octa Lounge for now. The headmaster had allowed us to create an environment for students to study. Does anybody have anything to ask about the lounge?”

Azul raised his hand.

“ You, the one with the silver hair. You raised your hand?”

“Er, yes. Is this lounge perhaps acting as a study café?”

The dorm leader smiled at him.

“Precisely.”

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“ Azul? Is something the matter?” The dorm leader asked.

Azul raised himself up the ranks from being a normal Octavinelle student to become the Vice President of Octavinelle. He and the dorm leader were the ones who made a deal with Crowley to expand the Monstro Lounge use to become a somewhat of a restaurant.

”Ah, nothing, senior y/n.”

He was lying. It wasn’t nothing.

But as time moved on, 3 months after the orientation, he felt like all eyes were watching him.

He always felt this way, he felt very insecure about his octopus form. The children from his hometown constantly bullied and taunted him. And now, he feels all the students from NRC are haunting him with the same experience he felt before.

You being the Octavinelle dorm leader, weren’t naive. You quickly caught up what was going on.

He had been talking with you the most regarding about the dorm‘s lounge, and how it should be run.

He also shared some past experience with you. You could tell in his eyes, you and the two twins were the only people he talked to the most, and the only people who he talked about his personal things.

You knew from young how he was bullied by the children in the sea for his octopus form. Being in NRC also made you felt like you didn’t fit in with other students. He surely must have felt the same.

And by being the bold dorm leader you are, you decided to take matters into your own hand.

”Azul, come with me.”

You’re unique magic was “Will never do us apart”, where people you have made deep connections with, you can open up a portal for them. (Inspired by RWBY semblance btw-)

Azul stepped into the portal, and now you were on some stranded island. Surrounded by sea.

”Well, transform.”

Azul was taken aback. Transform? Really???

”Don’t worry, I know this place well. No one is in the sea, except for dumb little fishes.”

”Well.. alright..” he complied hesitantly.

He transformed into his mer octopus form and submerge before popping his head out of the water.

”Are.. are you following me, senior y/n?” ”Of course, but when I dive, please do not touch me, my appearance would give the explanation.”

Azul just nodded and gave some space for his senior to dive.

You made a running start and dived, air bubbles surrounding your figure, to which Azul closed his eyes, hands and tentacles shield his face before he hovered away even more.

Then he opened his eyes.

A glowing, blue, translucent figure was all he see. Tentacles thin and delicate flowed gracefully in the water. It all made sense on why you ask him to move away.

You were a mer jellyfish.

“Judging by the looks on your face, I’m guessing you have connected the dots.”

“I’m a chinorex fleckori species, my stings could kill anything in a matter of mere seconds.”

You looked down and smiled sadly.

”I was never allowed to go to the coral reefs. My stings might have killed the entire population by accident. I was stranded, lost. I didn’t know what to do, where to go. Thus, learning about spells to transform me into a human whenever I want, made me desperately try to cling onto it. I practiced and practiced everyday until I felt my skin melting in the sun and went back into the waters. When I transform into a human, that stranded island was the place I finally could land on my two feet without melting. I was so ecstatic.”

You paused.

” But, growing up, before I knew about my poison, people screamed in fear when they saw me, when I just wanted to play. When I accidentally touched someone, they died. In my hands. Everyone else screamed ‘murderer! murderer!’ and I didn’t understand.”

” And when I felt like had no one, Azul, that is when,”

you paused again,

”that is when I admitted I was lonely. To move forward. I had to remind myself there are people out there feeling lonely, too. And when you feel shameful, I knew I couldn’t keep everything to myself. While I had no one, the only thing I had was the sea. I pretended it was a person and talked to it. Pretty embarrassing, but I felt a lot better.”

You smiled at Azul.

”So what I’m trying to say here, Azul, is to never be afraid of opening up, to telling others about what disturbs you. And if you really feel you have no one to turn to, just talk to me, Jade or Floyd.”

Azul remained speechless. Loneliness. Someone he looked up to felt the same way before?

”Let’s return to the surface. I have a gift for you.”

Returning to the stranded shore, you asked him to open his palm, to which he complied.

A blue, tampa drill shell was placed softly on his palm.

“So, when I graduate, if I’m not free for a phone call, or when I’m not free in general, you could share your worries with this little me. I collect seashells as a hobby, and this one is my favourite one, but I think you deserve it the most.”

You grinned at him.

”Remember you don’t have to face your battles alone, Azul.”

Azul eyes widened in awe. He never felt so touched by a person this way before. Then he realised he was staring a little too much, to which he coughed awkwardly and blushed in embarrassment and euphoria.

”Of- of course, senior s/o. Thank you.”