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anything to be free again

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“Brother, why do you still walk on four legs, we have been liberated, stand…”

The Growth of Sauce Cat.

Please don't spread wild conspiracy theories like this.

Color theory: there are several colors

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

Kanzi the hyena gets a watermelon 🍉

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

my robot girlfriend when i forget her coffee in the morning before she goes to work

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

fuck the post below me

fuck the post above me

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

- Captain Picard (TNG - 4x21)

For my ultrakill followers here’s a gable

I headcannon that instead of the crystal things on his waist, it’s tiny wings.

💙💛

looking across the ocean

(comms)

The Onion continues to never miss

doodled that one page because i thought it was really funny

original under the cut

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

The remorseful player

doctor kidori desu

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Okay. Am I the asshole if I call out my roommate's self-centered behavior? I live in a communal space, where everybody except C shares freely. C got a good job through connections and is able to spend freely on themselves, spending little on household items, groceries, etc. They say they're broke every month, but I've seen their takeout containers and amazon boxes, so maybe it's a spending problem. Worst of all, when we are low on food, C just disappears for a few hours and comes back instead of cooking with everyone.

I've told C that they're being selfish and they should start considering other people, but it goes in one ear and out the other. I offered to help budget but they don't listen! They barely spend more than $400 of their $2000 a month on groceries for the house; the rest goes to their lavish lifestyle while the rest of us suffer. I just want them to pay their fair share. AITA for asking them to be fair??

Including some more specific INFO from version 1 of this post (which wasn't postable due to being about emotions rather than actions):

What are these acronyms?

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

my DPDR siffrin truth