I Refuse To Be The Person Who Cross Posts His Apology But Good Lord Am I Tired Of Wording Like “any

i thought eurovision was for the gays, not radio enjoyers

sirius (reading muggle books): Oh my god! I want a dinosaur

remus: i get that but you can’t have one

sirius: why?

remus: because they are extinct

sirius: what does that mean?

remus: it means they’re all dead

sirius: …

sirius: how do you know?

remus: …

sirius: you checked everywhere?

thinking about Eddie baking Steve a cake for his birthday but getting the shock of his life when Steve just starts sobbing while holding the cake box bcs he's never had someone bake a cake for him on his birthday. He doesn't even care the icing says, 'You're an old man.' and Eddie's just standing on Steve's doorstep in shock bcs he doesn't know if Steve hates it or loves it.

Wednesday: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'.

Enid: That was arson, and those were witnesses.

Eddie: Booty shorts that say "chick-fil-a wants me dead"

Steve: Wouldn't it be shorter to say "gay"?

Eddie: it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message

Best of Neil's stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book

I went back and read this to help me cope after s2, as one does

Stumbled onto this today as I was walking and I need people who understand 😭

Please freak out (positively) with me ?🥲

Croatia deserved better and Finland deserved to win. Fuck the jury vote

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

Eddie makes Steve a stuffed t-eddie bear because of the nightmares. it started off as a joke, eddie doesn’t hold much faith in his sewing skills but Steve has never been given something so thoughtful and clearly made with love in his entire life. He keeps t-eddie tucked up in his bed at all times when Steve is away and apologises to him if he ends up on the floor by morning time.

Eddie insists the bear has to turned around to face the wall during sex