Wednesday: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'.
Enid: That was arson, and those were witnesses.
trying to beat the weird kid allegations and then they mention that one fanfic
Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?
Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.
Steve: I'm in the closet.
Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3
Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.
Argyle: Love is love. <3
by robyboyscott
Robin and Eddie accidentally show up wearing matching flannel shirts and curly high-bun hairdos and Steve pulls them both into a Steve sandwich group hug like
Steve: Awww, my favorite lesbians are matching
Eddie: Excuse you! How come I have to be a lesbian, huh? Why can’t Robin be one of your boyfriends?
Steve: Do you wanna be my boyfriend, Robbie?
Robin: No, I do not.
Steve: She doesn’t want to be my boyfriend, Eds.
Eddie: Well I don’t want to be your lesbian!
Steve: Wooooooow.
Robin: Didn’t know you were dating a homophobe.
Steve: Me neither. 😔
Eddie: (indignant bird noises)
Found this bone on a walk with my dog. Anyone know what kind of bone and from what animal it is?
In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.
This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.
GIF credit: @wildsflag
Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-
Let them be healthy, God damn yall.
Ok so like. we know for sure now that if the vampire that turned you dies, you go back to being human. Guillermo wants to spend his life with Nandor, but he didn't like being a vampire. So how do they spend their lives together if one of them is immortal? Well if they can't both be immortal, why don't they both be mortal? Nandor becomes human. He chooses Guillermo over vampirism and they run away into the sunset together. (I'm delusional)
Eddie makes Steve a stuffed t-eddie bear because of the nightmares. it started off as a joke, eddie doesn’t hold much faith in his sewing skills but Steve has never been given something so thoughtful and clearly made with love in his entire life. He keeps t-eddie tucked up in his bed at all times when Steve is away and apologises to him if he ends up on the floor by morning time.
Eddie insists the bear has to turned around to face the wall during sex