If A Hobo Is Sassy, She's Just Being Insubordinate And Might Be A Little Drunk. But If A Girl Who's Rocking

If a hobo is sassy, she's just being insubordinate and might be a little drunk. But if a girl who's rocking the style is sassy, she's got the whole package.

- my second favorite line from the "how to be sassy" wikihow

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5 years ago

I might actually draw this ngl

Bonus if Amethyst (or someone who gets it now) keeps telling Dora to go into the alligator-infested waters, angering every believer around her

I JUST REALIZED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GEM WOULD BELIEVE DORA THE EXPLORER COULD ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEM.

IM JUST IMAGINING YELLOW AGGRESSIVELY LECTURING DORA ON WHAT TO DO, BECAUSE IT HAS TO GO PERFECTLY, BUT SHES DUMB AS SHIT

5 years ago
Our City Is Going Into Lockdown Tonight But At Least Someone's Out Here Spreading Joy

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

5 years ago

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US

Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

5 years ago
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.
This Was Meant To Be A Quick Warm Up, But It Turned Into A Comic That I’ve Wanted To Draw For A While.

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

5 years ago

"It's called being FRESH, SEXY AND FUN, YOU FLESHSACK!"

5 years ago

That is the best thing I've ever seen

btw, Wooloo

Btw, Wooloo

is a Valais Blacknose sheep

Btw, Wooloo

and they are just as baby

Btw, Wooloo

as you’d hope

5 years ago

someone: butch ballet dancers

me:

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5 years ago

My glasses are off quick post mean things in really small text so I can't read it and have to squint

Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday

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