Latest Posts by iceaxeflynn - Page 7

Some vegan: you’re so inhumane! I can’t believe you ONLY eat meat! It’s disgusting! You’re a murderer! I hope your happy killing animals! Would you kill and eat a person?

A bosmer: I don’t know how to tell you this, but—

Things have been getting tight as its hard to get a job around me, and college coming around the corner. I’m trying to find a way to make money and I’ve always wanted to do commissions! I enjoy drawing and have been doing it for a while, and thought I’d share my art with all of you for some cash to save up!

Really looking forward to doing commissioning!! I’ll be writing if they’re open or not in my bio! Thanks you guys, it means a lot!

The last of the Septim bloodline and his Bosmer lover I mean Hero of Kvatch

I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters, or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is. 

My Bosmer Skyrim OC.

Whenever I play Skyrim, I always play the same character. A Dwemer-researcher who hordes every book he comes in contact with. He’s an archer and the only reason his stealth is so high is because he literally just robs everyone blind of their books. He doesn’t, however, touch Urag Gro-Shub’s library out of respect.

Why are Skyrim elves so funny?

Well, they’re mer, not men. Therefore, they aren’t hu-MAN they’re hu-MER

Chibi!

I’m also considering opening commissions soon 👀

I refuse to let this shitty Miraak post I made in two minutes outdo the art of him I did in like 5 hours

Miraak

My favorite NPC I use:

Maxamillion Vanterbar, an energetic, 11 year old boy with curly blond hair and bright blue eyes. He’s got an unquenchable thirst for adventure and runs away from his mother, a mayor of a prestigious town to follow the party around for quests with his father’s sword by is side.

The sword? Actually the Sword of Kas. And his father? Kas the Bloody Handed, right hand to Vecna.

If Max does meet his father, he will NOT be happy the party brought along his only son and sword given to him by Vecna, and will likely yell at the party and try to usher Max home.

This small, unassuming and hyperactive kid makes for a great “WHAT?” moment, that gets a kick from my players. Especially when Max doesn’t seem to care, only wanting to go on an adventure

Help a DM out?

Tell me about your character, monsters, villains or NPC’s?

Mind reblogging or messaging me with a blurb? I need some notable adventurers and villains to pepper into some bard tales I forgot to prep. Name, Race, Class, Notable deed, battle or accomplishment and whether they came to a good or bad end? Please?

Thanks anyone who helps. Any will do, anon is on and if you don’t want me to post it I won’t :D

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I was telling my friend about the plot of Good Omens, when my car suddenly started blasting You’re My Best Friend by Queen followed by Somebody To Love by Queen and my friend was very confused why I was yelling at my car with tears in my eyes.

Drew how I imagined Rainbow Road Wii as a person!

Speed boost shoes

Item box gloves/shoes

Finish line tee

Space Shorts

Rainbow Road Scarf

Star Cannon/star Fence Beanie

Star boost bracelets

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Miraak

So I know we all like to pick on the Twitter users that are coming here but honestly like if you're coming over from Twitter because you see the storm coming don't be afraid to like, actually stick around. It's a different culture here but once you get used to it this site is pretty chill.

Like as long as you don't take discourse too seriously and learn where the block button is you're pretty much set. Have fun

My D&D character Valric, a Star Druid who pretty much became a god on accident. He’s a huge sweetheart, and his best move is Guiding Bolt ⚡️

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Watch the skies, traveler… 🌌

My friend @cynical-bonehead’s Skyrim OC, Keryth! I had a lot of fun drawing the Snelf :) He’s a snow elven spellsword who has a love got alchemy, as well as a wielder of Sanguine’s rose.

Miraak Fanart :) I love him (/p) so much honestly. He’s got annoyed big brother energy and I love modding him as a follower because I too have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. The whole reason I first played Skyrim is because my friend 1) told me about the dwemer 2) said the in-game books were readable 3) told me about Jyggalag

I’m hooked, now.

I’m about to say it; Roman/Greek mythology is overrated. Return to Egyptian Mythology.

Everyone being super horny on main for a bunch of gods and goddesses who were gay and shit. Big whoop. Lots of gods from a bunch of mythos were gay.

Apollo being a twink and being gay for Icarus? Heard it. I don’t care anymore.

Give me the wacky hijinks of Seth and Osiris’ brotherhood that led to Seth fuckin’ murking his megamind-looking-ass brother at his own birthday party. I want a shit-faced Hathor at a party singing bad songs because she thought they were serving blood but it was actually wine.

frogge has wares if you have coin

he's open for business

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Really how it went down huh

Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

Meet my son. His name is Odahviing. He is very stupid ❤️

A Tale of Two Dragonborn!

I’ve maybe decided on creating a comic about a friend and I’s Skyrim characters. It’s an idea I’d like to explore so I want to see if you guys would be interested in it.

The story is basically about these two Dragonborn (the reason as to why there are two make sense and is lore-friendly, I promise) who go on the Adventure of what is ESV: Skyrim, and I would really like to know if it would interest you guys

This is my own work please do not repost!

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SPOILERS FOR PA:AA—T&T RECIPE FOR TURNABOUT

I was playing through PA:AA Trials and Tribulations, and I just realized that no one talks about Recipe for Turnabout.

Why? How can no one in this fandom not go bat shit insane for Phony Phoenix? I mean look at this man

He’s bat chit insane. The madlad is literally an anti-Phoenix. He calls himself the Tiger. He growls at the jury. He’s so scary the Judge hides under his desk.

HE MAKES A FAKE ATTORNEY BADGE OUT OF CARDBOARD AND PRETENDS TO BE PHOENIX IN!!! COURT!!!!!!

AND NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING!

Gumshoe, the Judge, Maggey, AND EVEN MAYA don’t register that its NOT PHOENIX.

He’s constantly screaming. He’s growling. He tells Phoenix that for every dumb question he asks he’s gonna sue him $50,000.

HE’S BRIGHT. FUCKING. RED.

I refuse to acgnowledge this Furio Tigre erasure. That case was a fucking wild ride. That man impersonated the most popular defense attorney and almost got away with it, and it was heavily implied that he was dating the granddaughter of the

HEAD OF THE GODDAMN MAFIA.

Did I mention he roars like a tiger? I don’t think you understand. This man has AUDIO DIALOGUE THAT PLAYS EVERY TIME HE ROARS. EVEN PHOENIX HIDES UNDER HIS DESK FROM HIM.

LOOK AT THAT SUIT!!!!

And then lets step away from fuckin Tiger Phoenix for a minute.

We ALSO learn that Gumshoe is SUPER SOFT for Maggey Bryde. She gets arrested for supposedly being the murderer, and Gumshoe is in HYSTERICS. He runs around like a lost puppy doing everything he can to get Maggey out with the same if not more panic than he had when Edgeworth was arrested. AND ITS SO??? WHOLESOME?????

Like he’s SO CUTE TOO. He makes Maggey lunches, because he notices she’s been loosing weight and doesn’t want her to be unhealthy. When he understands that Maggey is mad at him because of a misunderstanding, he avoids her because she says she doesn’t want to see him, and he doesn’t want to push himself onto her.

HE’S SUCH A GENTLEMAN?? WHY DO I NOT SEE MORE MAGGEY AND GUMSHOE SHIP ART.

Not only that, but they have PERFECT ENERGY TOGETHER. They’re both like energetic dogs you can rely on. They’re excited, and they’re here to do their best. They can do no wrong.

Also, Gumshoe and Maggey LOVE the same foods and it’s adorable. You can’t change my mind; straight ships can be adorable too I’m literally a gay man call me homophobic I dare you.

ALSO JUST?? THE OTHER CHARACTERS AS WELL?????

First up we’ve got who I like to call

Grandpa Seedman (A.K.A. Victor Kudo)

What a man. What a madlad. He makes me want to dump him in a fucking silo of birdseed.

Why is he here? Why does he have all that birdseed? Why can’t he calm down and stop throwing it for five seconds? If I had to guess what Wendy Oldbag’s ex-husband would be like, this is exactly who I think it would be. They’re both insufferable to no end. Let me throw them outa window.

Then we got Monsieur Essential Oils (A.K.A. Jean Armstrong)

What In The Royal Fuck. Where are these roses coming from. Why does his restaurant look like a Hello Kitty Lolita Cafe. He’s also half a million dollars in debt. I would ask why but if you took one look in hid goddamn restaurant you would understand why. Also literally everyone in the game thinks his food is shit.

Please sir. Please you’re so gay it hurts. He’s literally April May but a guy. Actively flirts with Gotot which is pretty funny so you get some extra points.

Wednesday Addams (A.K.A. Viola Cadaverini)

So little miss is the granddaughter of a fucking MOB BOSS and she is literally true crime. Constantly mutters about offering you tea. Would be a nice gesture if the murder in this case WASNT CAUSED BY SOMEONE BEING POISONED THROUGH A DRINK also the fact that the MURDERER IS HER BOSS

She’s actually pretty chill, despite how off-putting she is. Would love to listen to true crime and watch the Twilight Zone with her. She deserves better.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE NOTICE IT WASNT PHOENIX THE BITCH IS LITERALLY BRIGHT FUCKING RED

He also rides a teeny fuckin scooter thats like neon pink and blue which is so goddamn funny to me especially considering the fact that that tiny ass scooter caused a massive crash which he walked away from unscathed but the DRIVER was sent to the EMERGENCY ROOM and had A MILLION DOLLARS worth of surgery done.

This man can fight god and win the only reason he didn’t get away with the murder is because bitch straight up went “haha Phoenix Wright you dumb bitch thats not the poison bottle I used get your facts straight” and Godot has a fucking ANEURISM because all of these witnesses are SO FUCKING STUPID

Godot was the real victim here holy shit this fucking case was the most bat shit insane stuff how the FUCK did no one talk more about this PLEASE

TL;DR Give Recipe For Turnabout more love. It’s the most unhinged shit on the planet.