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alastor and Adam and lilith episode 8 theories and questions.

so we obviously know when alastor has his silly little mental breakdown. He makes it assumed whoever he has a deal with made him not bale to use his full powers.

And who exactly has his soul? I mean two options either he's finding away to go to heaven because he knows lilith is up there and he made the deal with her and she has his soul and sinners/demons can't be in heaven. So she's in a safe zone. But that doesn't sound very fit? Sure it shows alastor doesn't think before he speaks it explains why he immediately started beef with lucifer. But Lilith is so much stronger then alastor so she could easily kill him if he tried to touch her. Or someone else has alastors soul and it's probably someone unexpected and we don't know because their not introduced yet.

And thought about adam I know angelic weapons kill angels. But sir pentious got hit by an angelic blaster from adam. And sir pentious ended up in heaven. Can adam come into hell? Because technically adam shows A LOT of the seven deadly sins.

Pride,gluttony, lust?

And Lilith and eve are two different women I'm sure 90%. In Jewish Bible and lore eve and Lilith are two different women. And I think that's also what is going on in hazbin hotel. And if lilith is in heaven does that mean it's possible she doesn't have alastors soul? I think it'd be pretty weird if someone who's in heaven has someone else's soul.

now for a theory wheres eve? I think either they really haven't showed her or possibly she's in hell because I mean she did eat the fruit didn't she? And kinda damned earth to mortal life... and now afab people have periods because she ate a fruit or sum 💀?

But I also want to know where the hell are adam and eves sons? Yknow Cain and Abel?

Reblog to kill it faster

Presenting racoon alastor

2 hours and 7 minutes. I wish I was good at drawing 😭

Same person, different font.

No it's not new slang it was used in the 1920s it just never became popular.

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

Why'd it take me so long to realize that carmilla took her hair down after vaggie said she hadn't fought with long hair. And then vaggie puts her hair up in the fight with exorcists

creepypasta headcannons

their favorite food?

Jeffery hodek:I would assume cherrie pie

Liu hodek: peanutbutter crackers

Tobias rogers: seems like he'd like pizza or a good cooked hamburger

Nina the killer: hamburger helper

Ben drowned:shrimp pasta

Eyeless jack:I headcannon he was a vegetarian when he was alive and well not a whole ass demon maybe tofu or like salad.

The puppeteer: he didn't have one, not picky.

Helen otis: they were that picky friend who only ordered chicken and fries out to eat.

Candy pop:cotton candy

LJ:lollipops

[IMPORTANT] Tim and Brian are NOT creepypastas but I'd assume Tim would like slim Jim's and Brian would like original potato lays chips

Jason the toy maker: didn't he live I nthe 1800s? I don't remember him much but I'd assume fish and chips.

Nathan the nobody: over easy eggs and hashbrowns.

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Favorite color?

Would say every color in the rainbow: LJ,Candy Pop, jason the toy maker

Would say red, orange, yellow,: ben drowned, Liu hodek, puppeteer, Helen otis,

Would say it like that one vine black like my soul: ticci toby, Nina the killer, Jeff hodek

Would be fucking normal or something and just say I like blue I guess:eyeless jack,Nathan the nobody.

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Favorite class back in school:

Music:puppeteer, candypop,lj,.

Math:Liu hodek,Nina the killer

Art:,Helen otis jason the toy maker.

History:Jeff hodek, ticci toby, Ben drowned.

Gym:Nathan the nobody

Science:eyeless jack.

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YOU CAN NOT TELL ME LUCIFER DOESNT PLAY THIS GAME.

just straight up booping everyone i see on my dash, doesnt matter if i know you or not. get booped loser!!!

Nifty information.

1: she gets called a slut by baxter

2: she worked for Baxter making her love him

3:she hates goodboys and pedos (as anyone would)

4: she's bilingual

5:she's Japanese