YOU CAN NOT TELL ME LUCIFER DOESNT PLAY THIS GAME.

Hazbin hotel cosplayers and Fandom rant.

Okay, so generally, every character almost every in hazbin hotel has wrist width looking waists. And the way some of yall see someone who isn't a twig and go judge them is mad fucking disrespectful.

Like, who the hell cares someone cosplaying a character isn't as thin as said character? They're having FUN. Fucking FUN and yall putting them down because their not 75 pounds is WILD.

That's why people suck so much some of yall are mad chronically online and judgmental cunts. Let people HAVE THEIR DAMN FUN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I know damn well your mama or papa's didn't teach you to be a disrespectful ass person? Like Jesus christ 💀🙏.

(Not all of you tho there as some sweet people in this fandom)

No it's not new slang it was used in the 1920s it just never became popular.

who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

unpopular opinion on Travis Phelps (sally face)

I KNOW ILL GET HATE BUT IDC.

I seriously do not think travis likes Sal. Nor larry. Not todd either.

I seriously don't. Maybe travis likes someone in a church choir? I know kids do that in church maybe travis is also in the choir. But it really doesn't seem like it's one sided or anything at all.

I personally believe it's like a religious boy like travis when he said he knows another boy shouldn't feel this way and stuff.

(And I'm kinda sure he punched Sal and don't say that 'Oh BoYs Do ThAt' I seriously don't think travis is doing that out of being scared he likes Sal.) I think he's more jealous of Sal and him having friends and being accepted so fast.

I think he just likes a background character or a character that isn't shown. Don't come at me just an opinion. 🧍‍♂️

Vote blue or Geno will shoot you.

Well, aren't you just a lil ball of sunshine.

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT2:

Rosie:you wanna be that cool aunt probably because you don't want to raise kids. Probably a therapist friend

Sera:you're the oldest sibling who got shitted on by your younger siblings because you were an adult figure and their sibling. You probably would kin fiona gallagher.

Emily:you are a very outgoing person and your bad trait is being too nice and empathetic so you let people walk on you.

Susan:...who likes her? If you do, you probably are a Karen, or you say it just to piss others off cause you're a lil shit.

Carmella carmine:you use to do ballet or wanted to do ballet. Also very protective to your loved ones.

Velvette(probably spelled it wrong): you're very blunt. And honest.

Vox:you thought alastor was a basic choice.

Valentino: now I'm not gonna shit on you because I know some people like him because of his design not because of his character. I also like how they designed him but I hope angel gets to kill him cause he deserves it.

Tumblr writers finding out afab means that the person isn't afab anymore and they make their afab readers still female:

But seriously when I see afab reader I'm expecting the reader to be a trans male or smth.

Dewdrop : What’s the announcement, Rain?

Rain: It’s a lecture. Mountain’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.

Swiss: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

Some fandoms and otome game creators "forgetting" y/n isn't just fem aligned and y/n is everyone, and y/n isn't some straight brown haired white woman and other people exist:

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And still, some writers on here tag it as #male reader. And make the character have female pronouns,wear a dress, talk about them having big boobs. Like theirs already not a lot of masculine aligned y/ns in stories so stop using #gender neutral reader or #male reader if you're so fucking clearly making it a women 💀🙏.

Lucifer: You're a fucking asshole!

Alastor:fuck you, get out of my garden!

Lucifer:ILL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN

Me looking up who plays lucifer in hazbin Hotel one day:Oh where have I heard that name before? It's probably nothing.

Me getting into the newsies fandom again: WAIT WHAT.

Me looking up Jeremy Jordon: HE PLAYS WHO?

Me five seconds later:it explains why I love both characters so much.