This Is What I Think Happened With Magne And Dabi When Magne Came Out As Trans.

Rating hazbin ships, but im not gonna be on rating my favorite ships higher. Im gonna be brutally honest:

Vaggie/charlie: I love it so much its so sweet, and they did have a rough patch a bit, but they communicated, and communication matters so much. 10/10

Angel/husk: I love how it shows husk waits on angel for consent to touch him. And I like how husk is honest and tells Angel really no one cares if he's famous or not he's a human, and he doesn't need to be perfect. This ship isn't bad. I just wanna see Husk have a mental breakdown like an angel and talk about his contract with alastor. 8/10

Lucifer/lilith: honestly? I really want them to have a happy relationship. But if she's just like adam cause their equals and she got rid of charlie and lucifer having a relationship by some weird evil idea? I can't stand that. So 5.5/10

Sir pentious/cherri bomb: I don't know I mean cherri had no damn care about sir pentious until she found out he had two dicks. Idk 7/10

Lucifer/alastor:alastor kinda a dick and lucifer kind hates him. And they both the type to accidently lock their kids In their cars. But lucifer would break the car door to get his kid, and the alastor would look the other way, but it's a good crackship. 6.9/10

Adam/lucifer: realistically? Lucifer would beat adam for touching his daughter if he could again. 5.6/10

Valentino/angel:...-10000000000000000/10 I hate it so much.

You know? I like the idea of radioapple. And the fact alastor is aroace he and lucifer fight like an old divorced but got together for insurance and tax benefits it's funny to me. Just a platonic old married couple nothing more. Bitch talking eachother and would go like.

Alastor:if you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee.

Lucifer chuckling mischievously: if you were my husband.

*lucifer voice getting deeper for no reason*: I'd drink it.

Lucifers duckie size to him

The size is smaller so I made it a bit bigger because the ducks are behind him its roughly the size of his whole shoe

Lucifer is four and a half duckies tall

This is bullshit and unfair.

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hazbin hotel characters as songs pt 1

Our favorite hellborn girl boss that we need as an aunt, ROSIE.

Well she's hellborn and as she would probably like 1800s-early 1900s songs I think Cheri Cheri Lady or possibly in michigan fits her but I heard Hello Dolly!. Is inspiration for rosie.

Alastors canonically song would've been "Smile" by Charlie Chaplin. As said by the creator. Which explains a lot.. and if it wasn't I would've thought funny farm or frontier psychiatrist fits him during his mental breakdown soooo...🧍‍♂️

She reminded md of that one song pinkie pie sings. The smile song. Or maybe girl by girl in red

housewife radio.

Me when I saw people draw skinny angel adam:

Why no chub :(

hazbin hotel theory

okay yall hear me out what if lucifer also made A hotel or something a long time ago because he didn't want people to stay in hell because he doesnt seem rude only protective of his daughter.

I think lucifer still has angel views hence why he some angel in him. and he knew the angels wouldn't listen to Charlie like to him so that's why he thought it was "stupid" in the pilot.

And Lilith made charlie not have a connection with lucifer and lucifer is bad at feelings but he loved Charlie so much and can't understand how to give gentle emotions because he was an angel. And I assume angels would be someone who craves touch or is rude/cold/blunt in the series.

I don't think lucifer is a dead beat I think he WANTED to have a relationship with Charlie but Lilith prevented it.

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The fact alastor understood lucifers insecurities so quickly and only sang that song just to beef with lucifer and give Charlie false hope in him caring for his own sadistic amusement tells how scary he is.

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Who do yall think owns alastor? I've heard some people saying it is Lilith.

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Charlie and lucifer act so much alike its adorable. Lucifer and his rubber duckies. Charlie with her energetic happy singing sweetheart self. Which ties in with theory 1 I really do think lucifer likes Charlie's idea but is worried the angels would tear her apart.

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So I'm pretty sure lucifers real name was Samael. His original name before he left Heaven.

"Samael, from the amoraic period onward the major name of Satan in Judaism. The name first appears in the account of the theory of angels in the Ethiopic Book of Enoch 6, which includes the name, although not in the most important place, in the list of the leaders of the angels who rebelled against God."

Who knows I could be 1000% wrong but like imagine if the other archangels especially michael call him samael to rub it in his face(he's always the one that's seen as the asshole in a lot of media privacy because he's the angel of "an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield, " "He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church." "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels")

And if michael is the "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels"

Adam was the leader of Exorcist. But was it michael who taught them how to attack?. Because as much a warrior adam in most media represent him as head strong. And impulsive, also very arrogant.

The Exorcists' fighting styles pointed out by Carmella carmine "out for blood" and NEVER focus on getting hurt only on hurting others.

And "Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank."

Even the seraphim who are the "in the highest rank in Christian angelology and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy." Are powerful, and yet NEITHER of them knew how someone got into heaven. Is it gabriel that tells Sera to not question it. Especially when she was younger so she wouldn't fall?

And Sera carried that to Emily?

(Im sorry I know most of this don't male any sense I just saw six angels point angelic weapons at lucifer and I wanna know which ones)

These are all archangels I am certain. And I looked up how many arch angels are there and it says Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Chamuel (Camael), Raphael, Jophiel, and Zadkiel

We all know the first two.

Michael- He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church.

Gabriel-Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank.

Now the others

Uriel- archangel of wisdom, light, and the truth of God.

Chamuel (camael)-Archangel Chamuel's mission is to help bring peace to the world. The Archangel of Love

Raphael- Archangel Raphael is often called upon to help with physical healing. travelers, the blind, happy meetings, nurses, physicians, medical workers, matchmakers, Christian marriage, and Catholic studies.

Jophiel-Widely known as the angel of beauty, Jophiel represents the beauty of God, and he plays a great role in helping you see your inner beauty

Zadkiel- In Jewish mysticism and Christian Kabbalah, Zadkiel is associated with the classical planet Jupiter. The angel's position in the sephirot is fourth, which corresponds to Chesed "Kindness".

Are we gonna see this? Because their gods main seven angels. Maybe we'd see Azrael the angel of death?

(Sorry tho when I'm into something I do research for hours)

cmon we all know that one south park episode...

Rub some of that luck on me please :(

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god