Fanfic authors when referring to eyes: it’s orbin’ time
“Are you going to sit there and give up, or are you going to grab a number 2 pencil, strap on your thinking cap, and save Rocktober?”
-Gustavo Rocque
So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.
The Teen Wolf movie sounds like what happens when actors fail to recognize that instead of filming something they could just go get dinner and catch up.
and with your help we can make this dream a reality
It's a series about a suave cannibal and his wide-eyed law enforcement companion whom he may or may not be fucking who murder and eat people who lose to them in a drag race.
137 episodes wasn’t enough riverdale had more to tell me
the sparkly basket: *is stuck*
taylor: alexa this is so sad play our song
don’t claim you know hockey if you don’t know who they are
HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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