I-wish-i-could-do-a-kip-up - You Can Run Away With Me Anytime You Want

“Dogs stressing me out is not good for song-writing.”

- Gustavo Rocque

“A casino would be neato, something else o and the word beach”

- Gustavo Rocque

this season of riverdale is going to acknowledge the cold war in exactly one episode. betty befriends a mysterious FBI agent undercover in a group of left-wing radicals and associates her homosexual urges with communism, but her sister heals her in a beautiful flag raising ceremony. they dig the bunker in case of nuclear war and other jughead's body is just down there in the dirt. cheryl briefly changes her signature color to blue.

For riverdale's next homophobia arc they should cast jensen ackles and then put him in a situation

happy international women’s day to all girls with serial killer genes, black widows of wall street, serpent queens, living saints, girlbosses with cringefail boyfriends, milfs who poison people, real housewives, dead-beat moms, lesbian art dealers, and girls who would commit murder for a book contract 

I don’t think Riverdale is accidentally good, I think it’s good on purpose and with intent.