“Dogs Stressing Me Out Is Not Good For Song-writing.”

So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.

kicking my feet giggling every time spike shows up on screen

they are going to have mindblowing sex

New political compass

heartwarming: guy who just sobbed his eyes out to kids from yesterday is now shaking ass to vampire money

I don't care about succession can you guys talk about Riverdale more

Sorry puppies, but 1D has upstaged you in terms of cuteness.

“If you do nothing, then nothing can go wrong.”

- Gustavo Rocque

(This is honestly such a big mood though...)