“And, There Have Been Three Britney Spears!”

once the riverdale students find out archie and jughead, the english teacher, live together jughead will become the teacher high schoolers come out to

Not excited for the Teen Wolf movie?

i had the time of my life doing backflips with you

spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like ‘what is this song about’. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niall’s mouth.

Car rides are always 1000× better when the people riding with you like the same music

okay here’s a ted lasso opinion: i think there should be a running like, d plot in season 3 about moe bumbercatch, resident afc richmond knit wizard.

hear me out. anybody (myself included) who is a fibre crafter of any kind or knows a fibre crafter, especially one who obviously has done it long enough and often enough to be able to knit the welsh flag which is not exactly a simple design into a scarf, knows that one of the greatest challenges of fibre crafting is “who do i offload all of these finished projects on, because they cannot just sit around my house.” 

so i present to you the concept of season 3 d plot about everybody getting gifted bumbercatch-knitted items of various sorts. scarves. hats. a fucking sweater if you did something REALLY cool. there’s a whole Thing where whatever trent crimm ends up doing he sticks around the team for whatever reason and he gets like, a pen cozy knitted for him and everyone makes an enormous deal out of it because “ooooooooo you got bumbercatch knitting, you’re REALLY part of richmond now!!!” while he stands there like ??? WHAT is a pen cozy.

in the background of various shots, somebody’s just wearing a knitted piece and everyone knows where it came from. it’s very exciting when someone finds something in their locker. i just think it’d be fun.

your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.

Do you ever wish you had four nipples so you could be like Harry Styles?