The Chairman Of The Tortured Poets Department

“Talk to the hand, girlfriends.”

- Gustavo Rocque

“I could turn a DOG into a pop star!”

- Gustavo Rocque

“A casino would be neato, something else o and the word beach”

- Gustavo Rocque

hi my name is volcano shake em up dementia raven way and i have a long punk style breakdown (that’s when gerard sings “gonna blow gonna blow gonna blow) with danger days energy and homoerotic subtext that goes on for five minutes and a lot of people tell me i sound like zero percent (AN: if u don’t know that song get da hell out of here!) i am related to gerard way because he wrote me. i was supposed to be released on the mad gear ep but i was buried for the last twelve years after only being played once in the vault of a secret bank in western nevada in 2010.

100k slowburn but it’s just two people going from work friends to real friends

don’t claim you know hockey if you don’t know who they are

“I am the big dog AND the king of the jungle, and I say no spaceship explosion video!”

- Gustavo Rocque

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail