“He has a normal brain, and his friends have the brain of a cricket.”
- Gustavo Rocque
Sorry puppies, but 1D has upstaged you in terms of cuteness.
“Dogs stressing me out is not good for song-writing.”
- Gustavo Rocque
Directionator is what doofenshmirtz uses to turn everyone in the tri state area into one directioners
as he should
It's a series about a suave cannibal and his wide-eyed law enforcement companion whom he may or may not be fucking who murder and eat people who lose to them in a drag race.
me about books i have to read for school
me about shitty fanfiction i find at 1 am
this season of riverdale is going to acknowledge the cold war in exactly one episode. betty befriends a mysterious FBI agent undercover in a group of left-wing radicals and associates her homosexual urges with communism, but her sister heals her in a beautiful flag raising ceremony. they dig the bunker in case of nuclear war and other jughead's body is just down there in the dirt. cheryl briefly changes her signature color to blue.
your outie has the serial killer genes. your outie dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support their nanna. your outie fought a friggin bear. your outie is weird, they're a weirdo. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie always has a stupid hat on.
musicians from NJ, overly moral superheroes, brain-rotting tv shows, and everything in between
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