Em Dash Is So Fucking Sexy. Puts Her In A Paragraph 8 Times.

Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died

Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what

i love random damian skills that never get brought back they're so funny

Like yeah, of course this ten year old can mimic voices of teenagers and fully grown adults enough to trick THE FUCKING BATMANS SECURITY SYSTEM IN HIS MOST SECURE BASE. of course he can do that

also of course he can survive being stabbed in a vital organ. yeah. he can just...move it aside from the knife that he was stabbed with and heal fully while he sleeps. just move HIS LIVER out the way. I'm sure tim would appreciate that skill for his spleen but whatever.

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he's so in love!!!!

also enjoy angel and husk dancing lol

One way to survive in a ruined world.

+original drafts under the cut

Haley's Circus visits Gotham when Bruce is 18. The Graysons fall, leaving their toddler an orphan, and the circusmaster whispers something about the Court of Owls before booking it out of Gotham and leaving baby Dickie behind.

Alfred takes in Dick and Bruce is all fired up to investigate this Court of Owls. He always knew there was something seedy about Gotham and he's determined to get to the bottom of this!

Featuring: baby Dickie as the most adorable little toddler; teenage!Bruce in full detective mode but without any training; the Rogues as a grad student support group that are mainly trying to survive higher education while keeping their precocious friend from ending up in a dumpster.

Harvey: so whose turn is it to follow Bruce this weekend?

Crane: I have an exam on Monday, not it.

Pamela: I need to be in the greenhouse this weekend.

Edward: if I have to watch him try to stalk Falcone one more time I'm going to scream.

Dickie: don't be sad! here, sticker!

Everyone: :coos:

Harvey: wait, why are we watching the toddler? where's Bruce?

Harley: oh, I saw Dickie in the trees hiding from some people in owl masks, so I grabbed him.

Harvey: ...but Halloween's not until October?

YOO WHAT I MEAN THEY ARE KINDA RIGHT

king of rizz™ 🥂

Dick: I wore a Superman tshirt outside and people booed at me as I walked down the street #onlyingotham

Cass: Did you just say hashtag out loud?

Damian: You deserved it Grayson, must you be a disgrace to the mantle?

Jason: And a coward, you should have worn something with the Wonder Woman insignia.

Steph: Ooh or Green Arrow, think of how pissed off Bruce would be.

Tim: It would be so much worse if it was Green Lantern though

Clark: *trying desperately not to laugh in a meeting at The Daily Planet while he listens in to the conversation* I need to get those kids signed hero merch for every Justice League hero other than Batman. Bruce is going to sulk for days.