*blinks In British With A Very British Accent* 💅

@shxdowblxde

I FORGOT THE CAAT TAX 😭

So here 😈

i wanna commit faggotry with someone

No. >:(

Here’s your sign to drink water 🥰

Go on ☺️

Do it. 🙂

Get a drink. 😐

Go. Drink. Water.

you're my only online friend that shall not be restricted due to screen time limits so 😈😈

Anyways little rant but I have this classmate who shares a lot of interests with me, and I love people who get my fantom but shes been hitting the wrong spot 😭

Call it mw being weirdly obsessed

Call it me being trans

Call it this being a weird modification of a special hyperfixation

But she's currently hyperfixated on spiderman and like bro that's my thing 😭😭 it's ME who's Peter Parker

Out of all of my kinnies I kin Peter Parker the most bro 😭😭

And I know spiderman is like super popular being a marvel movie with Tom Holland and zendaya as leads and all but I wish I could just gatekeep this and not have every third person claiming they're batman and spiderman like it's my thing bro even if I'm not original with it and I have a weird connection to my pookie Peter and the spiderverse

Once again, it might be a trans thing but like leave this hyperfixation alone 😔

Yesss fuck screen time limits 😈 I say as if I have any screen time limits 😝😝 my parents understand the importance of the internet (they both spend most of their free time playing video games or doom scrolling lmao) so I’m safe 😮‍💨 though at one point they did give me a screen time limit and it was the worst thing ever 😭 during that time I only had 2 hours of screen time on weekend days only 😭 NOT EVEN THE HOLIDAYS 😭 if it wasn’t a weekend I had nothing 😭 those were rough times *shudders in awful flashbacks*

ooo WAIT IS THAT THE ONE WHO IS A MARAUDERS FAN WHO YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BUT HER FRIENDS SUCKED

Oooo I love Spider-Man :) i don’t kin him dw lol

mk mk but does she kin Peter Parker? Cause if not it’s fine, you’ve got no one rivalling your Peter-parker-ness

bro I used to have a massive crush on Peter Parker ngl 💀💀 I was down baaaad 😭 🤚🏻

LMAO I USED TO KNOW TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD SAY THEY WERE SPIDER-MAN AND BATMAN LMAO but I think the person who was the Spider-Man was more like a comic Spider-Man kinda guy but 🤷🏻 Also funny side note but they were both trans 💀

Idk man can’t relate 😔 I kin Harley Quinn 😝 she is me. I am her. I am so obsessed with her rn that I bought a T-shirt with her on it 😈 Though I’m not sure I like what they’ve done with her in season 3-4 of the TV show ;-; she’s still cool though it’s fine

I’m getting off track anywaysss (Bane from the Harley Quinn TV show would hate me for saying anyways😔)

but I do get where you’re coming from and you’re now declared as #1 Spider-Man in my heart 😈

RAHHHHHHHHHHH MY YARN ORDER ARRIVED AND I REALLLLYYYY WANNA USE MY NEW YARN BUT I CAN’T TILL THE SCHOOL DAY IS OVER 💔💔

help 😭😭

Someone just asked for book recommendations about a subject I’m very passionate about and I think I got too excited and said wayy to much my bad 😭

Silly Game Time: A mermaid and a pirate meet on a pier for a conversation by moonlight (not a full moon nor a crescent moon, but a gibbous moon--which is what it's called when the moon is between half and full) (the phase of the moon's probably not important to their conversation; I just like the term "gibbous moon" and think more people should know it).

Anyway! What do you think they're talking about?

oooo

maybe they're friends who share stories about their lives, both of them living vicariously through each other wishing they could swap lives

also gibbous moon is a cool term :)

if this post reaches 13k notes (including at least 700 reblogs) before june 6, i’ll come out to all of my closest friends as nonbinary

if this post reaches 30k notes (including at least 12k reblogs) before june 6, i’ll tell all of my closest friends that my my preferred name is jaimiee

setting the goal so high only because i’m scared

yes, it’s safe for me to come out to my friends, it won’t put me in a dangerous situation. yes, i kind of want to, so reaching my goal won’t pressure me into doing something i rlly don’t want to do. yes, i might delete this post if i chicken out or i might just not do it even tho ive reached the note goal, i dont think neither of those will happen tho

edit: spam reblogs are allowed, be aware of the post limit thooo

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

what if I just fake my death or something so I don’t have to take my exams