you're my only online friend that shall not be restricted due to screen time limits so ๐๐
Anyways little rant but I have this classmate who shares a lot of interests with me, and I love people who get my fantom but shes been hitting the wrong spot ๐ญ
Call it mw being weirdly obsessed
Call it me being trans
Call it this being a weird modification of a special hyperfixation
But she's currently hyperfixated on spiderman and like bro that's my thing ๐ญ๐ญ it's ME who's Peter Parker
Out of all of my kinnies I kin Peter Parker the most bro ๐ญ๐ญ
And I know spiderman is like super popular being a marvel movie with Tom Holland and zendaya as leads and all but I wish I could just gatekeep this and not have every third person claiming they're batman and spiderman like it's my thing bro even if I'm not original with it and I have a weird connection to my pookie Peter and the spiderverse
Once again, it might be a trans thing but like leave this hyperfixation alone ๐
Yesss fuck screen time limits ๐ I say as if I have any screen time limits ๐๐ my parents understand the importance of the internet (they both spend most of their free time playing video games or doom scrolling lmao) so Iโm safe ๐ฎโ๐จ though at one point they did give me a screen time limit and it was the worst thing ever ๐ญ during that time I only had 2 hours of screen time on weekend days only ๐ญ NOT EVEN THE HOLIDAYS ๐ญ if it wasnโt a weekend I had nothing ๐ญ those were rough times *shudders in awful flashbacks*
ooo WAIT IS THAT THE ONE WHO IS A MARAUDERS FAN WHO YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BUT HER FRIENDS SUCKED
Oooo I love Spider-Man :) i donโt kin him dw lol
mk mk but does she kin Peter Parker? Cause if not itโs fine, youโve got no one rivalling your Peter-parker-ness
bro I used to have a massive crush on Peter Parker ngl ๐๐ I was down baaaad ๐ญ ๐ค๐ป
LMAO I USED TO KNOW TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD SAY THEY WERE SPIDER-MAN AND BATMAN LMAO but I think the person who was the Spider-Man was more like a comic Spider-Man kinda guy but ๐คท๐ป Also funny side note but they were both trans ๐
Idk man canโt relate ๐ I kin Harley Quinn ๐ she is me. I am her. I am so obsessed with her rn that I bought a T-shirt with her on it ๐ Though Iโm not sure I like what theyโve done with her in season 3-4 of the TV show ;-; sheโs still cool though itโs fine
Iโm getting off track anywaysss (Bane from the Harley Quinn TV show would hate me for saying anyways๐)
but I do get where youโre coming from and youโre now declared as #1 Spider-Man in my heart ๐
Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 200k word fic of your favorite characters with your favorite trope?
I-do-stuff-bitch
Still works >:)
if this post reaches 13k notes (including at least 700 reblogs) before june 6, iโll come out to all of my closest friends as nonbinary
if this post reaches 30k notes (including at least 12k reblogs) before june 6, iโll tell all of my closest friends that my my preferred name is jaimiee
setting the goal so high only because iโm scared
yes, itโs safe for me to come out to my friends, it wonโt put me in a dangerous situation. yes, i kind of want to, so reaching my goal wonโt pressure me into doing something i rlly donโt want to do. yes, i might delete this post if i chicken out or i might just not do it even tho ive reached the note goal, i dont think neither of those will happen tho
edit: spam reblogs are allowed, be aware of the post limit thooo
just want to freeze time until I stop being depressed and am ready to live my life in this world without missing out on life opportunities and being left behind
be gay eat books
No. >:(
Hereโs your sign to drink water ๐ฅฐ
Go on โบ๏ธ
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Get a drink. ๐
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Me and Magnus would be vibing itโs fine ๐
he might find me annoying though ๐
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