Becoming An Adult Cheat Sheet!

How are there so many days in a row

Give me a break dude

hehehehehehehe 😈

Thoughts on the top I spent hours on just to decide I’m never gonna wear it? :)

I saw someone use a weird ai rp thing (like c.ai but it talks to you as if it were a phone call) to mess with a scammer that called them XD

Watching people mess with scammers on scam calls is funny af

you're my only online friend that shall not be restricted due to screen time limits so 😈😈

Anyways little rant but I have this classmate who shares a lot of interests with me, and I love people who get my fantom but shes been hitting the wrong spot 😭

Call it mw being weirdly obsessed

Call it me being trans

Call it this being a weird modification of a special hyperfixation

But she's currently hyperfixated on spiderman and like bro that's my thing 😭😭 it's ME who's Peter Parker

Out of all of my kinnies I kin Peter Parker the most bro 😭😭

And I know spiderman is like super popular being a marvel movie with Tom Holland and zendaya as leads and all but I wish I could just gatekeep this and not have every third person claiming they're batman and spiderman like it's my thing bro even if I'm not original with it and I have a weird connection to my pookie Peter and the spiderverse

Once again, it might be a trans thing but like leave this hyperfixation alone 😔

Yesss fuck screen time limits 😈 I say as if I have any screen time limits 😝😝 my parents understand the importance of the internet (they both spend most of their free time playing video games or doom scrolling lmao) so I’m safe 😮‍💨 though at one point they did give me a screen time limit and it was the worst thing ever 😭 during that time I only had 2 hours of screen time on weekend days only 😭 NOT EVEN THE HOLIDAYS 😭 if it wasn’t a weekend I had nothing 😭 those were rough times *shudders in awful flashbacks*

ooo WAIT IS THAT THE ONE WHO IS A MARAUDERS FAN WHO YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BUT HER FRIENDS SUCKED

Oooo I love Spider-Man :) i don’t kin him dw lol

mk mk but does she kin Peter Parker? Cause if not it’s fine, you’ve got no one rivalling your Peter-parker-ness

bro I used to have a massive crush on Peter Parker ngl 💀💀 I was down baaaad 😭 🤚🏻

LMAO I USED TO KNOW TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD SAY THEY WERE SPIDER-MAN AND BATMAN LMAO but I think the person who was the Spider-Man was more like a comic Spider-Man kinda guy but 🤷🏻 Also funny side note but they were both trans 💀

Idk man can’t relate 😔 I kin Harley Quinn 😝 she is me. I am her. I am so obsessed with her rn that I bought a T-shirt with her on it 😈 Though I’m not sure I like what they’ve done with her in season 3-4 of the TV show ;-; she’s still cool though it’s fine

I’m getting off track anywaysss (Bane from the Harley Quinn TV show would hate me for saying anyways😔)

but I do get where you’re coming from and you’re now declared as #1 Spider-Man in my heart 😈

ooooo I got black bear :D

bears are one of my favourite animals so I love it >:)

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

WHAGATA YOU MADE YOUR COACH CRY??

Life is not worth living if you make your Sally Jackson cry.

Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 200k word fic of your favorite characters with your favorite trope?

me when im trying to beat the basic white girl allegations but then this banger comes on: