I’m Glad You Accept My Offering 😌

you're my only online friend that shall not be restricted due to screen time limits so 😈😈

Anyways little rant but I have this classmate who shares a lot of interests with me, and I love people who get my fantom but shes been hitting the wrong spot 😭

Call it mw being weirdly obsessed

Call it me being trans

Call it this being a weird modification of a special hyperfixation

But she's currently hyperfixated on spiderman and like bro that's my thing 😭😭 it's ME who's Peter Parker

Out of all of my kinnies I kin Peter Parker the most bro 😭😭

And I know spiderman is like super popular being a marvel movie with Tom Holland and zendaya as leads and all but I wish I could just gatekeep this and not have every third person claiming they're batman and spiderman like it's my thing bro even if I'm not original with it and I have a weird connection to my pookie Peter and the spiderverse

Once again, it might be a trans thing but like leave this hyperfixation alone 😔

Yesss fuck screen time limits 😈 I say as if I have any screen time limits 😝😝 my parents understand the importance of the internet (they both spend most of their free time playing video games or doom scrolling lmao) so I’m safe 😮‍💨 though at one point they did give me a screen time limit and it was the worst thing ever 😭 during that time I only had 2 hours of screen time on weekend days only 😭 NOT EVEN THE HOLIDAYS 😭 if it wasn’t a weekend I had nothing 😭 those were rough times *shudders in awful flashbacks*

ooo WAIT IS THAT THE ONE WHO IS A MARAUDERS FAN WHO YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BUT HER FRIENDS SUCKED

Oooo I love Spider-Man :) i don’t kin him dw lol

mk mk but does she kin Peter Parker? Cause if not it’s fine, you’ve got no one rivalling your Peter-parker-ness

bro I used to have a massive crush on Peter Parker ngl 💀💀 I was down baaaad 😭 🤚🏻

LMAO I USED TO KNOW TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD SAY THEY WERE SPIDER-MAN AND BATMAN LMAO but I think the person who was the Spider-Man was more like a comic Spider-Man kinda guy but 🤷🏻 Also funny side note but they were both trans 💀

Idk man can’t relate 😔 I kin Harley Quinn 😝 she is me. I am her. I am so obsessed with her rn that I bought a T-shirt with her on it 😈 Though I’m not sure I like what they’ve done with her in season 3-4 of the TV show ;-; she’s still cool though it’s fine

I’m getting off track anywaysss (Bane from the Harley Quinn TV show would hate me for saying anyways😔)

but I do get where you’re coming from and you’re now declared as #1 Spider-Man in my heart 😈

*gently nudges you* am I annoying?

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

Low key imma drop out 😭😭😭😭

No. >:(

Here’s your sign to drink water 🥰

Go on ☺️

Do it. 🙂

Get a drink. 😐

Go. Drink. Water.

Does this fit the cat tax regulations 😈

@i-do-stuff-idk

PAY UP TODAY'S CAT TAX 😈

RAHHHHHHHHHHH MY YARN ORDER ARRIVED AND I REALLLLYYYY WANNA USE MY NEW YARN BUT I CAN’T TILL THE SCHOOL DAY IS OVER 💔💔

what if I just fake my death or something so I don’t have to take my exams

I am actually gonna lose my mind.

Choices is already making me cry ;-;