Ooooof This Really Shit Story I Wrote When I Was 9 That Has (thankfully) Evolved Into A Very Different

LMAOOOOOO

I was just messing around with my cat and when I moved we both heard my ankle crack (it didn’t hurt it’s fine) and she looked so shocked 🤣 she just stared at me like 0-0

I have this very random screenshot of us doing whatever and I refuse to delete it

Also everything here looks so wrong, starting with my amount of notifications and ending with my age (I'm still not 15 😛)

OHMAHGAWD OUR YUNGBLUD THEME

can’t believe that avvie got roasted, it was top quality 😭

bro at first I was so confused cause I very very rarely use the word pookie (I have very little knowledge of what the word means ngl) but I remember now 😌

//I literally just noticed that this was back before I realised I’m genderfluid (looking back idk how I didn’t know 💀) and it says I’m a witch :0

if this post reaches 13k notes (including at least 700 reblogs) before june 6, i’ll come out to all of my closest friends as nonbinary

if this post reaches 30k notes (including at least 12k reblogs) before june 6, i’ll tell all of my closest friends that my my preferred name is jaimiee

setting the goal so high only because i’m scared

yes, it’s safe for me to come out to my friends, it won’t put me in a dangerous situation. yes, i kind of want to, so reaching my goal won’t pressure me into doing something i rlly don’t want to do. yes, i might delete this post if i chicken out or i might just not do it even tho ive reached the note goal, i dont think neither of those will happen tho

edit: spam reblogs are allowed, be aware of the post limit thooo

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

hehehehhe

My aesthetic is goth/grunge btw :) but I also like whimsical and whimsygoth (idk how to spell it)

@charlieishere2 @shxdowblxde

What is your aesthetic and what are 4 characters that describe you?? :3

Aesthetic? wtf. Here are some characters I’d say would describe me pretty well. :3

@shxdowblxde

I FORGOT THE CAAT TAX 😭

So here 😈

RAAHHHHHH ME TOO :D

NOAHFINNCE FAN SPOTTED?!?!?! :0

YES OFCOURSEE I LOVE HIM!!!

woah i thought mine was bad but Fatima is not that great (no offence to your sister 😭🤣 )

I was almost named Talulah 💀 my mum ended up giving that name to one of our chickens instead 🤣

Open tags

tag game bcs why not

what were you almost named?

I was almost named Jadis :3

npt: @girl-rudely-interrupted @yourfavvvintj @kermit-the-fag-uwu @circe-but-betterr @jammahanna @bats-and-bruised @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @im-not-a-goat-4sure @ibuprofnaf @b3lls-th3-r04ch @s4ge-s4ge-s4ge @unt1ed-sh0el4ces @perpetualloser10191 @winter-depressed-belle @pokerface1312 @luna---lovegood @dumb-bitch-aiden @purely-puppy-pawz

hehehehehehehe 😈