Just Because I Don’t Wear Clothes Doesn’t Mean I Can Critique It. I Can Register Quite A Lot Of Colours

Do you participate in Tracy Island drama???

I dabble in it, yes. I like to help John in his arguments, petty or not, with his brothers. It’s rather amusing to hear the silly things they squabble about sometimes. (I have a few stories if you’re interested…)

In the unlikely occasion they’d come after me, I have enough blackmail to keep them quiet until the end of their lives. It’s amusing how flustered they get over such things. However, I’m not willing to leak it here. Unless provoked…

And you would be right, especially factoring in your reputation for destroying your own Thunderbird. (ﾟAﾟ;) I’m keeping you off at all costs— uh, unless John really, really, really, really thinks you’re a good fit. …get an extra really in there. Then I suppose I can let you on…

Soooo if you can pilot every thunderbird... which is your favourite (excluding tb4 of course!) to pilot? Or even juicier do you have a least favourite? >:3

What do you mean excluding Four 😏

Favourite? That’s gotta be Two, given she’s the one I get the most airtime on (people always seem surprised when I say that - gotta keep the big guy’s air hours down where we can, so I’ll take the home stretch and let him snooze/kick back). She’s easy to fly once you’re used to the VTOL engines, very forgiving and there isn’t much she can’t do. Got a soft spot for the big girl, she and Four go together like peanut butter and jelly after all 💚💛

(And she isn’t determined to try and kill you like a certain other ‘bird)

Honourable mention to Three, but that’s Alan’s baby and he doesn’t share all that often.

Least favourite? It’s probably not that juicy 😂 Five (sorry @starman-john-tracy). It involves space and being trapped in space, and a distinct lack of the sea in space. The technology is incredible, but it’s John’s domain and I always feel like I’m intruding. It’s also far too far away from people, and absolutely not enough human contact, despite all the communications.

To be fair, I’m probably at the bottom of @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos list of people to man Five too, so it’s mutual.

I have a list of what we can do to these horrible whale nay-sayers… just to make it clear that they need to change their line of thought, that’s all.

This came to me when I was half asleep:

Hi EOS! What rescue would you most like to go along on?

All the rescues fascinate me. Maybe somewhere deep in space for me to study all the unique rocks, maybe in any of the shut down nuclear power plants to observe how it all went so wrong. I’ve always wondered why people didn’t like nuclear power…

If we’re talking past rescues, I’d have killed to go to Europa and see the lifeforms. Thankfully, as long as I had an extra model on Thunderbird 3, I wouldn’t have had to be quarantined with Gordon or Alan…

Well, this blog is the newest addition to the list. There’s also:

Checking up on Thunderbird 5’s communications, life support, etc.

Making the shopping list with Grandma Tracy

Playing visual novels. I quite like Ace Attorney, but the puzzles are getting too easy for me to solve…

Organising files with John. This is my favourite, and I get very mad when someone goes in and messes them all up. John does get frustrated too, but I’m the only one of us too being vocal about it.

Editing Wikipedia articles slightly for it to be almost unnoticeably wrong. I still haven’t been caught… yet.

I sometimes like to see if I can hack into the camera system on Tracy Island. Kayo’s security is starting to get a little too good at throwing me right out, however, and I am going to start considering different methods to get in.

And, of course, helping with rescues. But I will not be going out in ‘person’ unless absolutely necessary after I got that nasty virus from Havoc.

You may not see these as hobbies, but I have lots of fun doing all of the things mentioned above. Like you and your swimming!

Very, very important Thunderbirds business today folks. I need votes urgently.

How much access do you have to Tracy Island’s funds and can I borrow $100 real quick

I’m sure there’s enough for you in the swear jar… It’s not really a jar, it’s more-so a digital one. That I get to keep an eye on.

But I’ll give it to you, just send me all your credit card details, hehe. And know I’ve never contributed a single cent to it, because I’d never say such horrible things. ♡

Their bank accounts? John would have a heart attack if I had access to anything finance related. So no, can’t do much there.

Hehe. Sorry, I didn’t expect you to want to wear it. I’m happy with making ones that just look pretty.

And, plus, it’s only an arm. As long as you don’t irritate me I shouldn’t be a hazard at all! And I’ll go back to being a “harmless little box” back on Thunderbird 5 afterwards.

Very, very important Thunderbirds business today folks. I need votes urgently.

I’m sorry to interrupt your hoarding, Squirt, but consuming too much candy may lead to… unfavourable consequences. Don’t go too off the rails.

Remember, valentine's day isn't just about romantic love, it's also about showing appreciation for your friends and family and hoarding as much candy as possible.

Next time you see me I'll be perched atop a mountain of sweets like a little candy dragon. >:3

Going to be busy for a bit, reworking my firewalls and virus-expunging tools so Havoc doesn’t get me terribly sick again…

I would love to attach multiple balloons to somebody and watch them fly away… for entertainment, of course. How much does MAX weigh again?

Good evening, Gordon. I hope all is well. John has instructed me to tell you all your requested supplies for, ahem, ‘The Day’, has been ordered and is scheduled to arrive shortly before… ‘The Day’.

Hi EOS!

Tell John ‘thank you, get your skinny pale behind down here to help like I know you want to’, please and thank you.

We could use your help too. Maybe Brains could fit you with a balloon-blowing-up arm. Or you can hold to the tethers… or maybe you can just be in charge of the schematics…