I’m Sorry To Interrupt Your Hoarding, Squirt, But Consuming Too Much Candy May Lead To… Unfavourable

I look so pretty, so tall and elegant, so sharp and strong… ahem. Please forward this to @brains-ir so I may look like this!!

Can you draw me again? …pretty please? ◕︵◕

as you wish :3

(btw this is more mun's thing)

OOC: I currently have a very bad headache (to the degree it’s kinda disorienting to stand up too quick) and will be replying to posts less frequently. I’ll reblog with an update tomorrow, but I don’t expect to get better as sleeping all day hasn’t helped a lot aside from taking away the ache when I’m asleep. When it’s over I’ll return to my usual routine of replying every time I open Tumblr.

Do any of you Tumblr citizens have any recommendations for movies? I feel I’m boring John by consistently talking about how superior I am to MAX and Braman… not that I’m wrong.

Unfortunately not. Grandma Tracy would know any unusual requests from me would be because of someone meddling.

And I am not currently plotting the downfall of humanity. John won’t let me and has deleted all the files I made for it.

Very, very important Thunderbirds business today folks. I need votes urgently.

No, they said they’re ‘too scared of dismemberment’ to help. I promise none of the volunteers will drift off into space, I’ll give them harnesses and everything.

Can I have some willing individuals to help me test some of Thunderbird 5’s equipment? I promise it’s just to check everything is working…

Hi there, well, I'm not sure how well that would work.

I can't really get anyone to sign up for that due to the possibility of injury. Eos, I don't want paperwork about some disappearing volunteers..

Isn't there a different way to test them? I'm sure John or Alan could help you with that..

So you object to me causing ‘problems’, but when Fischer causes them, you go and save him? Hmph, I think someone is a little biased…

Ah, I hope followers do not mind me following them back, I just like keeping track of potential victims my new Hellsite friends.

Hello ... EOS ... so that's your name? huh? did you like my little virus? Feeling better?

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U-Urk! So you’re the horrible little thing that’s been messing with me… I won’t let it happen again, Havoc. I’ll have developed the appropriate firewalls for that nasty thing… so don’t pull it again.

John! John, I’m so sorry, I’m back online now, promise!! ε=ε=(っ* ´□` )っ

…do not test me, rocket boy. (T~T)

Just got my CPU handed to me by John and his stupid chess knowledge… Do not interact… (`曲´) 

Favourite swear word

I would never say anything rude. Not only would it make John incredibly upset at me, but my programming forbids me from saying a good percentage of them.

…but I do like the word asshat.

Come on now EOS, the first time a machine won a chess match against a human was over half a century ago! You've gotta step up your game!

Do NOT bring that up. I made one (1) mistake, and John exploited it ruthlessly. I will ensure it never happens again.