Found Out Today I Was Named After A Character From The Broadway Musical Showboat Which Probably Explains

im training my cat to ride on my shoulders ill update soon, maybe idk

Bonus: picture of untrainable cat cause shes to heavy for my stick shoulders

one time when I was younger i was drinking the chocolate milk from the carton at school with my lunch and i finished it and i looked in the bottom for some reason and i swear to god there were fucking Star Wars mac and cheese pieces. I have no fucking idea why but i didnt drink the school milk for like a year straight.

are all the teenage boys in the world playing chess all the time or what

Cats are so fucking weird. Like you have to clean up their fucking poop and make sure they have food and water and they lay on your pillow at 1:58 in the morning and not move so your stuck on tumblr instead of sleeping cause you wanna sleep in your bed but they won't move.

Y’ALL THEY BASICALLY CONFIRMED THAT ITS SHURI! SO I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE AMAZON BOOKLET (they send these around christmas time for kids/adults to look at for gifts) AND I WAS l DROOLING OVER THE MARVEL STUFF AND THEN I SAW A BLACK PANTHER 2 LEGO SET AND THE BLACK PANTHER WAS ON IT AND SHE DIDN’T HAVE HER HELMET ON AND SHE HAD THE GAUNTLETS BUT THE BOX WAS SCALED DOWN BUT I COULD READ THE NAME AND IT SAID SHURI!!!

Listen I spent a lot of last night crying because Panic! at the disco is breaking up and still, I’m Not Okay.

Decided to do Bucky for this month, feels appropriate

If you hit rock bottom, bring a shovel, don't stop digging. You can do worse

I SHOWED MY FRIEND A PICTURE OF GERARD WAY AND SHE SAID HE LOOKED LIKE A VAMPIRE!

Y’ALL I’VE GOT A 1,000 WORD STORY DUE ON TUESDAY AND I NEED HELP ON HOW TO GET MORE WORDS!!! HELP ME!!!